we all have secrets · 12:59pm Jan 19th, 2016
Luna - There is a popular book of ribald songs, anonymously written, called "All my Exes have Antlers." The title is taken from the refrain of the first song, in which the singer describes all of her ex-boyfriends' antlers in suspicious terms. The book's real author is a state secret.
Celestia - Three privates on the other side of the compound have discovered a strange fact. It turns out that, if you place a slice of cake on a plate, set it down on a table in an empty room, leave the room, and close the door, the cake will be gone when you open it again. No matter how quickly you open it.
Lady Castan - Her favorite song is "Don't Cha" by Pussycat Dolls, and she will go to any lengths to prevent others from finding out about her unfitting taste in music. She has a copy of it on her computer in the Internet Explorer image folder, saved as jhfosajdhfoshd.mp3.
Castan's friends - They know.
Bittermann - Shook the world of 2D fighters to its foundations between the ages of 12 and 15, but in disguise as a boy wearing a ski mask, surgical gloves, and a thick jacket. Had to stop after a school scheduling change, and doesn't tell anyone, because the mystery of the disappearance of BloodWIzArd57 has turned into an urban legend in the national fighting game community and she doesn't want to ruin that.
ch. 25: I'm working on it but this chapter is being weird
Celestia has a lone cake slice spell? Awesome!
We don't talk about the princesses.....tastes in companions.
Badly kept secrets are the funnest secrets!
I read the book title as 'All my eyes have antlers' at first. That sounds much funnier.
"The Cake-Eating Monster of Compound C." Now there's an idea for a hilarious cheesy horror parody.
....alrighty then.