[Metacritic Monday] Fallout 4 · 9:02pm Jan 13th, 2016
Metacritic Monday... on a Wednesday. Man, I suck at time...
Hello everyone! My name is SuperKamek and welcome back to another episode of "Metacritic Monday", where I bitch and complain about people who bitch and complain. Well shit; now I sound like the asshole here. Nonetheless, I FINALLY had a chance to play Fallout 4 via my friend's PC, and from the entire hour I got out of it, I actually enjoyed it. Since I've never actually played any of the other Fallout games, I can't really compare this review for the other games, but I'll do my best.
Please, please, PLEASE take note that I will not be ripping apart reviews that are actually legit. If someone dislikes a game for a reason, I'm all okay with that. What I'm NOT okay with is false information, like those stupid "0/10" reviews you find sometimes. Also take note that this is for entertainment and comedy purposes only, so I will be exaggerating a few points I make. So, without further ado, let's delve into our "first" Metacritic Monday!
So here we have it; the critically acclaimed/ critically panned game that is Fallout 4. Never have I seen a game so split down the middle before. It's absolutely incredible how much this game is talked about for it's poor controls, good controls, bad story, amazing story, the list goes on and on. Obviously this is a tricky job for me to do when finding a bad review since everyone does have their opinions and all do make a lot of sense. So instead, I opted to look at the one that offended me the most.
Namely this one. I can't stand it when others tell people to piss off and not buy a game simply because YOU didn't enjoy it. So with that having been said, let's start, shall we?!
First time i have been so disappointed with a game that I created an account to leave this review and vent my outrage in this rehashed turd of a game. Just to echo all the other negative comments in here.. if you are a Fallout fan, save yourself time and money and replay any of the other games in the series again. Lousy dialogue, hopeless control over aiming and shooting, VATS is a complete joke (no change there), lumpy movement, doesn't feel fluid at all, very little in the way of a RPG, Fallout 4 has to be the biggest dropped bollock of 2015. While I loved Fallout NV, this is a step backwards and feels like it... everything feels dated and dumbed down.. very very poor.
I would also like to call out all these so called "professional" critics and reviewers who bigged up this piece of **** - you should be ashamed to be in the industry
...oh boy. Well, someone's gotta stick their hand in the shit, right?
First time i have been so disappointed with a game that I created an account to leave this review and vent my outrage in this rehashed turd of a game.
Only the first time? This either proves you've been living under a rock, or you're 9-years-old.
Just to echo all the other negative comments in here..
Okay?
if you are a Fallout fan, save yourself time and money and replay any of the other games in the series again.
This is what I mean when someone pisses on someone else. Metaphorically speaking, or course. I wouldn't talk about this if there was true reason behind why, but, y'know...
Lousy dialogue,
...that was probably intentional, you dumbass.
hopeless control over aiming and shooting,
CLEARLY you've only played the PS4 version of this game. 
VATS is a complete joke (no change there),
Hey, I LIKED the VATS system! I actually think it improved in FO4 because everything moves now in slow-motion instead of everything just stopping. This means you now need to think quickly before something shoots you dead. It's ingenious, actually!
lumpy movement,
That's disgusting. No need to talk about your digestive system here! 
doesn't feel fluid at all,
Dude, TMI...
very little in the way of a RPG,
Well considering it's more of a shooter now than RPG, yeah, you're right. Good job! Want a gold star?
Fallout 4 has to be the biggest dropped bollock of 2015.
...what's a bollock? Is it a Lock for bows?
While I loved Fallout NV, this is a step backwards and feels like it...
Can't really say anything on this because... y'know... Never played a Fallout game before.
everything feels dated and dumbed down.. very very poor.
Really? Because I actually like the scenery and locales. The graphics are pretty good, though this is coming from the guy that has done nothing but played on a Wii his entire life.
I would also like to call out all these so called "professional" critics and reviewers who bigged up this piece of ****
They're certainly more professional than you!
you should be ashamed to be in the industry
Pfffft! And you're somehow better?
And that concludes today's Metacritic Monday! Our special Wednesday edition! I gotta stop doing that... Well, that's really all I have to say about this one. It's probably not as bad as some of the other reviews I've seen, but even nice-looking things can have a deep dark soul hiding within them. And he didn't even mention the music...
...damn, I couldn't use my "Fuck you" joke...
http://www.thejimquisition.com/2015/11/metabombed-fallout-4-is-vomit-trash/
Whatta yah know, glad to see two people doing this kinda thing.
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Man, I love Jim and his awesomeness!
You know I've been thinking to do this for IGN after they reviewed Expore of sky.
Words don't fucking even begin the amount of pure amount of unadulterated hate I feel for those motherfucking cunts!!!!!
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So I finally meet another fan of Jim F-ing Sterling son!
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And any good fan would know that line came from his Slaughtering Grounds Meltdown saga.
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Go right ahead. Though IGN isn't exactly trustworthy, at LEAST they're not as stupid as some of the people on Metacritic. Hence Metacritic Mondays.
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screw those cry babies at Digi-Hom...And Konami...AND Ubisoft.
3684009 They gave the game a 4.9, said don't get it, gotten the most basic facts wrong which you could have gotten right from looking at the back of the case, didn't go pass applewoods (chapter 5 I think), and so many other things. This is the first thing that I have gotten so god damn pissed off in god knows how long....
(Deep breath)
Sorry for ranting.
A bollock is slang for balls if I remember right. Thank you BBC America!
I wonder if this dude's one those fools I laugh at in Game Informer?
Some people these days
Sounds like some people just want to complain these days, huh? I personally like and get into FO4 more than 3 and those are the only games I've played in the fandom.
You plan on doing more stuff like this Super Kamek?
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Yep! Every Monday!
...or Thursday, considering my track record.