Ancient Nerdery

While searching for some old documents buried deep in the closet, I came upon a poem book produced by my senior year high school english class. In it were four submissions of my own (Despite my name being misprinted in the third one).

They're too goofy not to share, so I'm sharing them. Eighteen year old me was a gigantic nerd.

(You can tell they made us read a lot of Shakespeare.)

Comments

[PHR]

These are actually pretty good. I especially like the first one.

It's not every day that someone even tries to write nerdy poetry, let alone succeed at it. Kudos to your younger self.

[Jondor]

3682590

Gotta agree on the first one. It is pretty decent.

[PresentPerfect]

an expanse of girdles

F-, see me in my office

[Jondor]

3682619

That one seemed to have inherited a few typos in addition to my name being misprinted. :/

[PresentPerfect]

3682633
Also, we need to talk about your meter, or lack thereof. :V

[Jondor]

3682647

Now that I will take responsibility for.

[SkycatcherEQ]

I actually started with clicking on the 4th one while browsing this in my feed. At that point, the 'nerdery' part became apparent, heh. Dig it. Ahh, man... high school years.

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