Wanna hear a funny story? · 10:15am Jan 10th, 2016
Just to let you know, this just happened. Like, right now.
Sooo, I was on my computer at 2AM, and I see a little brown dot at the edge of my vision, on my wall. You know how you stare at a light, then when you look away there's a blob where the light was? I thought it was a light blob. So, I turned just out of curiosity, but the blob stayed where it was on the wall, instead of moving with my vision, like a normal light blob would do! It took me a second to realize there was a spider on the wall, right next to me. Just for the record... I hate spiders. Like, a lot. It was tiny and brown, but I knew it was dangerous. To protect myself, I used my ninja moves to throw my laptop into the air, rolled off the bed and landed on my feet as the computer fell safely onto the other side of the bed. I ninja'd over to the tissues, then returned to the wall with weapon in hand. It's a good thing this happened to me, and not some ordinary civilian. It was only because of my hard training, and speed-of-light reflexes that I escaped from this situation unscathed! Anyways, I raised the tissue to stop the spider's reign over the small portion of the wall it was on, but apparently it was in shock of my glorious comeback, it decided to simply let go of the wall, and dissapear under my bed. The dark depths of my bed where it can make spider babies without ever being found.
And that's the reason why I'm sleeping on the couch tonight!
Ahahahaha!!!!!
Your "ninja" skills are terrible, you know that, right? Also, if you left your room, does that mean your laptop is still sitting on your bed? With the spider and its spider babies?
3677882 No, I ninja'd my computer onto the couch with me!
PSSSSTTT
Look who has returned from the grave 👀
Also, you're a dork.