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Hail King Sombra

We are all just stories in the end. Official scribe to his Royal Highness King Sombra of the Crystal Empire. His tales are as varied as they are poignant, sad and bittersweet. Remember them well.

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Random Thoughts and Crap · 8:27pm Jan 8th, 2016

Aww...isn't he CUTE?!? All bouncie, bouncie down those stairs as a colt! Mebbe that's why he loves stairs so much.

So, I'm typing away like a FIEND at a lunch hour that's way too short while story ideas keep throwing themselves against the walls inside my mind to see who sticks. Unfortunately, they ALL do and so I have to stop EVERY FEW MINUTES to write them down before they float away in a puff of Sombra-smoke.

Where was I? Oh YEAH! Mad Seeress of the North is up! Go check it out, my slave brethren. You are probably wondering what the heck is so special about it that I know and you don't, but trust me, seeing our King in an uncomfortable position of getting outmaneuvered by an Amazon tribe of mares is a story worth following. Here's the link: The Mad Seeress of the North .

What else is everyone working on? Stories? Real Life? Undead life? Seen any good PMV's lately? TALK TO ME...IT'S LONELY IN SOMBRA'S CHAMBERS WHILE HE'S OUT FLOGGING SLAVES. I NEED COMPANY!


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Comments ( 24 )

He is adorable! I'm not the best company but I'm here

3672937 I have to agree with you there, he is adorable.:rainbowkiss:

3672949 So you are female, correct? And you and husband live in SoCal

3672956 No, that is Hail King Sombra, not me.

3672963 oops my bad just woke up lol

3672965 It is okay, a little mistake won't offend me.

3672966 okie doki. I make a lot of them

3672967 Again, that is okay. :twilightsmile:

Yes, I'm the female in SoCal. He's definitely NOT a female, Screwball. I've seen him on Skype.

Does anyone ever call you Screwy for short or do you not like that name? :pinkiehappy:

3672970 Yay! *hugs* At least someone understands I'm not perfect.

3672973 Nobody is perfect, you just have to learn to live with what you have. Then learn to accept others for the way they are. That is what I do.:pinkiehappy:

3672977 How do you not have a girlfriend? You speak true words of wisdom

Personally, I've been busy writing endless torment for my character Private Iceland. I got a quasi-evil reputation to maintain as a character tormentor, just haven't manage to establish it well enough in the world of pony fiction yet. :pinkiecrazy:

3672985 I don't have one because I find it hard to date anyone that lies to me and cheats on me, which has been all that has happened to me in my dating life.:fluttershyouch:

3672996 Awww I'm so sorry. I thought it was cheating for me until I realized I was Polyameryst. Now it is just multiple relationships. And honesty is always key to healthy love. I've learned this from experience

Are you volunteering, Screwy? :raritystarry:

3673007 If she had told me about it, then I might have been a little more open about something like that, but she kept it hidden even when I asked. I had proof right in front of me and she continued to lie.

3673023 Ok that is too far for lying.

3673027 Yup, that was when I decided that I would not deal with it anymore. I'm going to wait till college till I date again, at least. I don't want to deal with that again.

3672994 is he in one of the stories whose covers I love??? You know which ones:pinkiehappy:

3673035 He's the poor Unicorn, Sombra is, well, for lack of better term, mind raping in the Evehly cover. In fact he is in both stories actually, even if the Tyrant and Possession are not canon to one another. I just had two Sombra story ideas, one based on an abandoned chapter for my old sprite comic and the other as a part of my Equestria Tales series and had been in the pipeline for at least two years by now. And in utter lunacy I decided to write them both at the same time. :rainbowlaugh:

3673054 A lunacy we love, tho, Askre! The more you tell me about these stories, the more DESPERATELY I want to read them. I kinda wish I'd read yours as opposed to this rather violent and gory Sombra fic I was glued to last night until MIDNIGHT, but it gave me a reality check as to how I might want to make my King a touch more violent in Mad Seeress, just to keep him in character and more believable. :twilightsmile:

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