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    After one of their training sessions, Soarin finds out Spitfire has a thing for him. One thing leads to another, and they become closer friends than Soarin would've ever imagined.
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Majestic as buck · 9:57pm Jan 6th, 2016

Or, maybe not so majestic as he thinks he is. Yes, I know he lacks a cutie mark. I don't really care, at this point I forget to draw cutie marks so frequently that I've become numb.

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