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Unlike most people, I really am alone.

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...well. HOW DID YOU GET TO SPACE!?! I MUST KNOW! I HAVE 2 BROTHERS AND 6 TONS OF HOMEWORK TO GET RID OF!

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3665365 Space? I'm not in space. Because the only lonely place is on the moon.

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3665370 nah. Luna's there! ...sometimes. Or Mars. Mars sucks. It surprisingly cold.

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3665376 shrugs Pinkie? Is that you?

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3665380 no she lives on Uranus! Immaturity for the win!

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3665386 She actually lives with me, I have her right here, by my side.

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3665395 ...so... Your an ass?

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3665402 No, I am a human.

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3665412 butt butt... EL BURRO!

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3665415 Did you know, the buttox is the defining factor of a human. It's so big (usually) that it sticks out, unlike other animals that don't have buttes. It's a much easier way to tell a human from an animal than by finding out whether they have prehensile thumbs.

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3665420 I KNEW IT! ALL HAIL THE ASS!

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3665423 You could say, I'm an ass man.

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3665434 I fucking KNEW you were gonna say that! ... Probably because I was.