I love my Dad · 6:42pm Jan 2nd, 2016
At the store with my dad today, and I see pop rocks witch are my favorite candy. So I grabbed them and put them with our things. My dad looked at me and said"
You better not give any to your grandma
Me:
I won't. I don't even think they would make it home
Dad:
I know you would. You'll be like "Hey grandma, just stick these on your tongue
Me:
I'm not that evil. That's like changing a cats litter out with pop rocks.
Dad: Don't lie, you sadistic little shit
Me: It would only be 2 crystals at the most!
and the check out guy is just laughing at us