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  • 395 weeks
    How to grow your dragon

    Here's how you grow a dragon in MLP:

    Step 1.
    Take the baby dragon out of it's egg and raise for about a decade.

    Step 2.
    Aquire the Bloodstone Scepter from the current Lord of dragons (kill only if absolutely necessary).

    Step 3.

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  • 406 weeks
    Congratulations!

    I have reached level 26 in the great game of life today.
    I get to put one upgrade point into any stat I want.

    1 comments · 468 views
  • 422 weeks
    Sick sucks

    Got hit by something yesterday, now it's a full blown cold. My whole face feels like it's burning from the inside.

    I'm gonna curl up with some chicken soup now.

    2 comments · 410 views
  • 424 weeks
    Every human-in-Equestria story

    Ever in the history of ever.

    Or is it just me?

    3 comments · 474 views
  • 424 weeks
    So, season 6 then.

    I know I don't usually write, well, anything on this site, so here's me trying to change that. Who knows, maybe I can actually do blog posts.

    So, the new season 6 trailer broke. I'm sure most have already seen it, but in case you haven't, here it is:

    So what do you people think?

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Dec
31st
2015

New year, old habits... · 11:46pm Dec 31st, 2015

So we just switched over to 2016 over here, so here are the required new year's promises (or whatever you englishmen call them again):

I sincerely promise to be exactly as I've been up to this point, but just more of it. So I promise to get fatter, not excercise, not write any new material, and overall not be a very productive person.

Now if only I could manage to actually KEEP any of these promises, 2016 is going to be great.

Happy new year ya'll.

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Comments ( 1 )

what a promise! those are attainable goals!

happy 2016 to you too

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