Important Message from C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A.

Dear citizens of Ponyville. I must apologize for the delay in the next chapter in Paranoia:Equestria. But rest assured it will be out their soon. To increase speed we have employed an experimental behavioral reinforcement procedure. The specifics are unimportant but it consists of Bulk Bicep hitting the writer with a very big stick, while yelling "Work Faster!" while doing so. While we have witnessed an eighteen percent increase of speed, we are discouraged by the longer bouts of unconsciousness that goes along with it. Also in case any one is concerned Bulk Biceps wasn't hurt in anyway during this.

Remember:HAPPINESS IS MANDATORY, FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC.(note: Magic is treasonous. Any pony found using magic will be executed.)
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