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NorthStar The NightGuard


The past is history, the future is a mystery but today, today is a gift that is why it is called the present.

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  • 22 weeks
    I just found a diamond in the rough

    Seriously I just don't know how this chick ain't got subs up the wazoo... I know I'm not exactly anywhere big enough to meaningfully promote stuff but really this is an injustice if I ever saw one.

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  • 28 weeks
    Night Guard's Dark Humor #10

    A guy believed his wife was cheating on him so he hired a private investigator, scraped for cash he searched for the cheapest he could find what he found was a Chinese man...

    This was the Chinese P.I's report on what he found.

    "Most honourable sir"
    "You leave house"
    "I watch house"
    "He come to house"
    "I watch"
    "He and she leave house"
    "I follow"
    "He and she go into hotel"

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    0 comments · 56 views
  • 48 weeks
    Night Guard's Dark Humor #9

    "I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. "

    "A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read."

    0 comments · 75 views
  • 49 weeks
    Its friken Net Neutrality all over again

    MAX FUCKIN DAMN IT!

    Why can't these fuckers just leave our interwebs alone, don't these motherfuckers understand if it ain't broke don't fix it, first it was the FCC and Ashit Pai over in the states and now some idiots are tryna pull a fast one over here as well it ain't gonna fly I tells ya...

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  • 60 weeks
    Night Guard's Dark Humor #8

    A Scotsman, an Irishman, and an Englishman are each sentenced to a year in solitary confinement; before being locked away, each is to be granted a year's supply of whatever he wants to help him get through the long, long spell alone.

    The Scotsman asks for a year's supply of whisky; it's given to him and he's locked away.

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Dec
25th
2015

*Generic* Merry Christmas post · 5:26pm Dec 25th, 2015

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Welcome to the time most of us celebrate and others... not so much the time of year that gives family licences to be dicks to each other under the guise of yuletide dunkeness, a time when the weaponized pick up line that is mistletoe gets deployed, a time when thousands out there in the cold quietly scorn all of us because of how much food we throw away the next day.

Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night... so on and so forth...
so in honour of the occasion I will leave you to docile Tone's of weird AL...

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