My Baby... >w< · 3:30am Dec 23rd, 2015
Well, in case no one here knows, I have a baby now.
Yep, I'm pretty much the father in all this.
Obviously by this point, you must be wondering: "But Kamek, aren't you too young to be having a child, let alone even think about having one?". And you're right, I that would be the case in any other situation. But this isn't any other situation. Please, I insist, scroll down to see the two pictures of my beautiful baby girl.
Isn't she amazing? Yes, you thought it was an actual baby, where in fact I actually tricked you into thinking it was an actual baby when it in fact actually was not! NYEH HEH HEH!!!
But in all seriousness, this is my baby. Or, at the very least, I helped create her. This guy, LongSean22, and I somehow managed to get in a conversation with how Tukson and Neo from the online show RWBY could get together and make a baby. One thing led to another and here we are with not one but two pictures of this beautiful woman. She never would have existed if it hadn't been for me, so think of me as the sperm and that conversation as the egg. That's a really strange metaphor, but let's be honest; that's pretty much how it is. You're welcome.
If anyone wants to see the full conversation, click here. I'm the one that goes by the name "WhiteFreak14", and obviously LongSean22 is LongSean22. Also, be sure to leave a comment there as well and start watching Sean! He's a really good and underrated artist, and he deserves more recognition than he actually gets. Please? Thanks, guys!
Well, until then, SuperKamek out!
BTW, if you're wondering, these are the actual parents:
Tukson
Neo
Does this mean you'll be making an appearance in your next chapter of Monster hunter?
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Because you're a MONSTER.
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No, I'm a shipper. Honest mistake, it's all good.
But... what happens when your ship is named Exxon Valdeez? Or Edmund Fitzgerald? Or Titanic?
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I don't get those references, so I'll just nod and smile.
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Wait... Which ones do you not get?
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All of them.
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You will once this becomes a thing!
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You're... you're joking, right? Like you at least understand that the Titanic is a ship that sank, right?
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Oh, yes, now I understand that one. I'm sorry, jokes like that go WAY over my head.
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The Edmund Fitzgerald was an ore freighter that broke up on Lake Superior during a huge winter storm. There's a song about it:
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And then... Remember Deep Water Horizon? Well first there was:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exxon_Valdez_oil_spill
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Wait, that oil spill, it... oh...
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You Jon-Tronned me?
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No...
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...ech.
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Are you lying to me?
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cause if so... I'm down for that.
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Yeah, I'm lying to you.
But in all seriousness, do you like the pictures Sean made?
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They're nifty. Who's Sean?
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LongSean22. You can find him in the blog above. He's a good friend of mine, and I really think you might like some of his other works if you're a fan of RWBY.
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RWBY? (Me and acronyms )
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It stands for two things. One: Red, White, Black, Yellow. Two: Ruby, Weiss, Blake, Yang. The first are the colors of the main characters, the second are their names. And if you're wondering what RWBY actually is, think of it like a 3D anime that airs online though a little magical website company I like to call...
Rooster Teeth.
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Ahh, Yang is the Punch Gunner. Got a crash coarse from death battle.
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Ruby is the Scythe Gunner, Weiss is the Rapier Gunner, and Blake is the Ninja Blade Gunner.
Case and point: EVERYTHING IN THE RWBY UNIVERSE IS A GUN!!!!
YOU TROLL!!!! You trolled me... You mess with me you mess with the raptor squad
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No! Not the raptor squad!
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But if you're interested in seeing stories of this cutie, click here:
https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/578935/oreonna-one-shot-rules
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Yeah, if anyone wants to see some stories about her, click this link here:
https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/578935/oreonna-one-shot-rules