So, Remember How I Said Yesterday Was Terrible?

Well, today I went to the hospital to get two toenails surgically removed while I was sick with a cold that made me feel irradiated. My mom told me that the injection of lidocaine into my toes would ironically burn for a bit, and what she meant was it would actually fucking feel like my toe was on fire.

Then we spent two hours waiting for my post-op narcotics and antibiotics to be given to me, and then we spent forever driving home.

The whole shindig took 7 hours—45 minutes of which were spent on my actual fucking surgery.

Fuck.