IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT FROM C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A.! · 5:16pm Dec 11th, 2015
Dear Citizens of Ponyville Complex.
It has come to my attention that some ponies are unaware of the infiltration of our beloved Equestria by the evil Luna mutant sympathizers or E.L.M.S.. They could be your brother, sister, your friend, classmate, even your friendly security officer can be an E.L.M.S. in disguise. So we at Canterlot have come up with a list of suspicious behaviors that should tip you off that they might actually be in fact an evil Luna mutant sympathizer. (Note: if you are an evil Luna mutant sympathizer please disregard this announcement.)
1. Using phrases like "Luna is best pony." or "I love Luna."
2. Plotting to overthrow Equestria....more than usual.
3. Being a member of a secret society.
4. Using words like friendship in a sentence.
5. Using words like comrade in a sentence.
6. Sweaty armpits.
7. Using their left hoof.
8. Suggesting that we listen to what the traitors have to say.
9. Growing a mustache.
10. Any pony you find annoying.
If you know anyone that exhibits one of more of the following behaviors please turn them over to Internal Security, or the Thinking Pony police at once. C.E.L.E.S.T.I.A. would also like to remind you that for every ten traitors you turn in, you will get a free small yogurt at SOYLENT PONY.
Remember: Happiness is Mandatory. Friendship is Magic. (Note: Use of magic is treasonous, any pony found using magic will be executed.)
HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY!
"Luna is best pony." They say while twirling their moustache. Eyes widen as they realize they just exhibited two of the traits. Runs away screaming.
Indeed citizen pony.