Dec
8th
2015
Cloudgoat Stranger · 9:10pm Dec 8th, 2015
Firstly, thank you to everyone who helped propel A Crazed Gleam into the feature box. I'll have more to say about it soon.
Secondly, I got Goat Simulator today. (I know, I know, I'm so far behind the times that the History Channel would do a special on me if I could get World War II and/or ancient aliens involved.) In half an hour of play, I managed to glitch my poor goat into the stratosphere three times, fell through the world once, and then sent my goat careening so far, it went through the sky and apparently hit a guardrail on the edge of existence.
So my question is this: Am I doing it right?
Given the quality of History Channel these days, I wouldn't really be that surprised if they did a half hour special on The Guy That Bought Goat Simulator in December 2015.
1) Yes.
2) On second thought … did you get an achievement for it?
3) Wait, nvm, yes.
3603159
Sad but true.
3603188
I got the "Involuntary QA" achievement the moment I booted up the game, but I'd assumed that that was supposed to happen. Now? Now I think it was a warning sign.
Don't feel bad. I still don't have goat simulator.
I play computer games that are older than some members of this forum.
You aren't doing it right until you am become Hell Goat, destroyer of worlds.
3604114
Are you kidding? That was practically the first thing I did, after blowing up the gas station and raiding the Low-Gravity Research Facility. All of the altitude glitchery happened after the human sacrifice, which, might I add, took for-freaking-ever. Honestly, no respect for other cultures.
3604722 Pardon me. Can anyone here direct me back to my own timeline?
3607946
I'd can try. What are some of its defining events that seem to have transpired differently in this timeline?
3607966 Goats generally don't blow up gas stations, raid low-gravity research facilities, or perform human sacrifices, for starters.
(In my reality, horses are more likely to do that sort of thing. Though now that I think about it, maybe it's just me.)
3608193
I see. Interesting. Well, I clearly have experience in leaving this reality, albeit by accident. You're going to need sacrifice five humans for profane gravikinetic powers, then cause a large enough explosion that physics itself can't figure out what should happen to you before you hit the cross-dimensional escape velocity. You are indestructible, right?
Oh, and aiming might be a bit difficult. If you land in a dimension of rampaging llamas, you went the wrong way.
Goat Simulator, eh?
...Come to think of it, where is the obligatory "Goat Simulator-Goat goes to Equestria and Destroys Everything"-fic?
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We may have gotten an origin story for Iron Will's posse. And now we know what happens when somepony doesn't pay up.