• Member Since 25th Nov, 2012
  • offline last seen March 10th


I enjoy long walks on the beach, dressing up for a formal occasion, and descending into the depths of technicolor horsey madness.

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  • 51 weeks
    Status Update

    So, I am actually still alive. I know it's been ages since I've updated any of my stories, but I've been exceedingly busy lately, and haven't had much time to write. It's sucked, but hopefully, time is going to start freeing up for some creativity to flow again. So don't worry, I've not abandoned my stories yet.

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  • 75 weeks
    Open Question

    So, I have a question for everyone reading this.

    A World Rent Asunder. My magnum opus, the most popular, longest, and arguably highest quality of all my works. I've been working on it for upwards of two years now, and it recently broke the 1k views mark.

    The name is also terrible.

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  • 77 weeks
    Because There's Never Enough

    As is my wont, I have yet another story going out. Expect to see this one mostly on the backburner, but still updated.

    I'm incorrigible.

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  • 79 weeks
    Achievements wooo

    Oh hey look at that my magnum opus A World Rent Asunder just broke 100 comments and 1000 views.


    Thanks for all the support, everyone!


    0 comments · 65 views
  • 80 weeks

    I promise the next chapters of Rent Asunder and Open Skies are in the works. Uni's started, and it's making writing for any length of time difficult. My apologies, and expect those soon(ish).


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Incoming! · 2:33pm Dec 5th, 2015

Two pieces of news. One: My computer, as you may be able to tell by the new chapter on Asunder, has been fixed. So that's cool.

Two: Later today, if all goes according to plan, new story! This one will be significantly shorter and very different from what I usually write, so look forward to that. The chapter titles will make more sense if you know Latin and classic literature. So have fun!

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How many chapters long will A World Rent Asunder be?

3601076 As it stands, it's planned for three full acts, which translates into precisely 33 chapters.

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