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Nov
20th
2015

Why the Hell Not? · 11:44pm Nov 20th, 2015

Why the hell not?

Comments ( 10 )

#50: why are you a duck?

3556830 Because I live in America and if I want to be a duck, I have the right to be a duck!

3556847 That's a good question, I would say Christmas but... Actually, no, no I'm going with Christmas as my favorite.

3556896
Nice! That's a good song!

3558172 Oh boy, alright which can I say?

Alright, I'll tell ya this one. So, a long while ago, I was getting my hair done at Supercuts, but there was a specific way my mother and I wanted my hair to be done. We told them that we didn't want too much off the sides, and to trim the top.

In their minds, that was get rid of the sides and don't touch the top at all. So then my mother sees the damage that's been done, and she gets angry. She begins to badmouth the stylists and all that until she had to leave the establishment to calm down. Meanwhile, I'm embarrassed by my mom who totally lost it over a small mistake to my hair. An awkward silence fell over the room and I'm still in the barber chair, and the stylists had no idea what to do next.

So there ya go.

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