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Mare Imbrium


Please stop banishing nobles to the moon. They make terrible neighbours.

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  • 401 weeks
    How Many Toes Has a Pony?

    If you had never encountered and Equestria pony and weren't told that it was called a "pony" (which sort of loads the dice), what would you liken it to?

    Upon reflection, I realised I would describe them as alpacas.

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  • 426 weeks
    Do Songs Correlate With Bad Things?

    I'm probably late to the party noticing this, but it seems like most of the songs in the series are highlighting a lack of harmony and I think this tendency is especially strong with solo songs. It's just kind of sad.

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  • 426 weeks
    Words You Shouldn't Use for Female Anatomy

    These words are awful, and you shouldn't use them unironically. Or at all, really. May be updated periodically if I find another stupid noun that makes me visibly flinch.

    Part 1: The Vulva and Environs
    #1 Cunny: No. Just don't.

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  • 428 weeks
    Humans and Their Circumstances

    I was going to be more indirect, but I just want to get this off my chest: I never want to read an HiE story featuring "nondescript brony in Equestria" or "'wannabe genre-savvy "non-brony" who nevertheless knows about the show' in Equestria". Ever. The entire class of HiE work where the human is aware of MLP as an animated production is basically a write-off, as far as I'm concerned.

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  • 438 weeks
    No Field Trip to Horseworld?

    It seems odd to me that I've never seen a single story where the Equestria Girls go through the looking glass. I've seen Sunset Shimmer do it. I've seen Adagio Dazzle do it. But those are returns; not someone new. I think there's a lot of potential (hijinks, adventure, comedy) in the concept but it simply hasn't been touched at all! Why? Could it be general disdain for EQG that's prevented

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Nov
18th
2015

Escaping the Cutie Box · 4:53am Nov 18th, 2015

Plenty has been written on the nature of a cutie mark and its relationship with talent and one's calling in life. But sometimes, you can't help but think, "My word, what a useless talent!" Or worse, "Why, what could your talent even be?"

Attendant to this line of thought, I've found myself rather fascinated with Silver Spoon lately. Her name describes her mark quite adequately: it's a silver spoon. Fine. But what does it mean? If we extrapolate on the character as-presented and the idiomatic nature of the silver spoon metaphor as a condemnation of privileged inheritence, the nature is self-evident, of course: her calling in life is to be a spoiled rich child. What a lousy talent!

Or maybe that's not it at all.

I tend to believe cutie marks are much more open-ended than is generally shown because, in addition to being emblematic, they are iconographic. They're a picture that could have a multitude of interpretations. Or perhaps more boldly: when the definition is so vague, your "talent" is what you make of it. Get creative.

This isn't an uncommon line of thought; it actually has a TVTropes page or three. But the best application I can recall seeing in FIM territory is probably Ditzy Doo in ILurvTrixie's Special Delivery:

"Ponies look at it different ways, say it's my bubbly personality, or simply being lighthearted, or that it refers to the way I can seem to do things so casually, drifting through them." Derpy crossed her arms, nervously rubbing one against the other. "But I think it's for fragility."

"Fragility? For you?"

"No. I can.. influence the 'fragility' of things. Even unusual things like spells. Or cloud stability. Especially when I'm not trying, like when I'm tired, or get too excited, or have too much cider, or.. " Derpy shrugged, trailing off.

Celestia pursed her lips, considering this new line of information. "So you 'broke' the spell?"

Honestly, that's pretty damn cool. And we can only get away with that sort of interpretation because the cutie mark is not a string of text. If they haven't assigned a meaning to it, we're free to invent one.

Of course, even if you have that definition and a well-established character, the devil's in the details. Twilight Sparkle in ClanCrusher's Winds of Change takes Chrysalis to school by reverse engineering changeling magic in the span of a few minutes. Fluttershy in iisaw's The Twilight Enigma understands an airship as though it were a very large animal (a thing sailors do, just not quite so literally). I think I saw Pinkie Pie cast as an expert in logistics at one point, as well (a supply-line is just a really long party).

...Oh right, Silver Spoon! I truth, I'm not sure about her. There was one story where she was a silversmith; certainly an improvement, but I think there must be something a bit more... exploitable? So maybe she has an affinity for spoons and everything resembling them. Scoops, ladles, shovels, backhoes... too much? She might be unusually hardy against disease, as well (silver is somewhat self-sanitising). Immune to lycanthropy and wereponies won't go near her?

...blah, I suppose I haven't escaped the Cutie Box, yet.

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