Nov
13th
2015
Well, I came out of the closet in the most awkward way possible · 12:11am Nov 13th, 2015
For those of ya'll that know me, I tend to be a somewhat introverted person when it comes to personal matters and my family. And well, I hadn't come out to them that, well, My door swings both ways. And.... Well, emphasis on hadn't
That's changed today
As of last night, my 14 month nephew finally figured out how to open doors..... And well, while I was at work today, he got into my room and carried out... An adult toy
And well, that was one hell of an awkward conversation but my bro is being cooler than a fan about it. Though we both agree that it shouldn't have happened that way
MOST AWKWARD MOMENT EVER
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And their first though, according to my bro was did he put it in his mouth 0.0
3538537 let's hope to God he didn't
Wow, that is a weird way to come out of the closet. Are you gay or bisexual? I'm curious.
This just fits with the situation
Oh dear god
perhaps a lockable iron safe is in order?
If they really loved you, they would put you down.lel, that's hilarious.3538552 He's bisexual he likes men and boys.
Jokes aside
Making a blog about a 14 month old handling a sex toy might not bold well with folks here.
Not that I really give a shit but the shit storm would be funny as hell tho.
3538537 How close are you to you're brother anyway? This music seem fitting,,,
There are worse ways.
You could have come out to them in a Christmas card.
you're supposed to securely hide that shit, goddamit
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My brother is about to married and has two kids
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Bi means both silly
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Hey, it could have been a lot worse
3538973 I don't know what you mean. . .
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It means I like both man XD
3539033 So you are bi, that's good to know. I wish I could give you a thumbs up, but there's not an emoji for that.
This is why I don't own toys and my computer is always locked when I'm not using it
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Thank god my bro was cooler than a fan about it
It coulda been worse... Better than a Repair man opening up a closet or something and get hit in the face by said toy.. like what happened to my friends roommate
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I'm already tempted to use to make a fic
3540431 Nope. My friends roommate was a lesbian with quiet the collection it seems. they had to have an electrical repairman come down and the circuit breaker in her closet, he went to open it up and BAM! a rather large one that was barely held in there flew out and smacked the poor guy in the face.
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It may take awhile but I'll try