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Zasyri


I'm a chef and an avid reader of all flavors, and perhaps one day I'll even get around to writing something. Want a recipe, Pony themed or not? Hit me up and I'll help you out!

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  • 406 weeks
    My Chef rant on "Spice Up Your Life" and why Zesty isn't really a food critic.

    I just finished watching "Spice up your Life", and I have to say I enjoyed most of it. It's not often I feel like commenting on an episode, but to those who know me on here and know I work as an executive chef, I figured it'd do no harm to weigh in on a few things. Now I won't review the whole episode itself as there are plenty of others doing that, instead I'd like to talk about Zesty Gourmand,

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  • 432 weeks
    My 13th blog on this thirteenth day because...

    Well, it's cold and rainy and ugly outside, and I'm sitting bundled up trying not to freeze to death at the moment. Also, it's my birthday! I'm going out later tonight for all the fun stuff, but for now all I can do is sit here and be old and grumpy, probably like how cake princess is in her spare time. :trollestia:

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  • 434 weeks
    The only time I do this is when...

    I mean I really don't follow bandwagons but...

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  • 437 weeks
    Scoots, my account page is infested with follows!

    Scoots you inglorious bastard, what have you done! I've so many new followers and not enough cookies and cupcakes and feed them all! :pinkiegasp: Guess I'll have to order pizza instead! :pinkiehappy:

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  • 440 weeks
    (Non-Pony, mostly) Went to see the Judas Priest and Mastodon Concert

    I did wear my Pinkie Pie cutie mark patch though, so that counts as a little bit pony? I've never gotten to see J.P. live before, but oh my god do they put on an epic show! They might be old as hell but they still got it, no taking it easy trying not to break a hip on stage. They rocked it and were all over the stage, hell they even rode a motorcycle up around on stage for a bit.

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Nov
11th
2015

Scoots, my account page is infested with follows! · 2:51am Nov 11th, 2015

Scoots you inglorious bastard, what have you done! I've so many new followers and not enough cookies and cupcakes and feed them all! :pinkiegasp: Guess I'll have to order pizza instead! :pinkiehappy:

So yeah, Hi to all of you new people! I don't blog much, and I haven't written anything even though I still plan to. I do comment on stories frequently so I'll make sure to rifle through all of your stories and see what you've got. As Scootaloo96 mentioned I'm a chef and I love giving out recipes and cooking advice. Cheesecakes are my hobby right now, and I've got 15 years of cooking experience under my belt, so if you ever are in need of anything concerning cooking just hit me up. This includes catering and party questions too, need to throw a bbq for your brony meet-up or family party of 50 people but don't how much to buy? I can help with all that too and my advice is free.

But enough about me, let us now pay tribute to the little British kid that hates soccer but loves football. :ajsmug:

Peoples, if you don't know already... Scoots here is a a true man's man. The alpha and omega of what it means to be a sexy beast and to control the powers of both space and time! The power of flight! The power to kill a yak at two hundred yards, with mind bullets! The power... to move you!

This is why I'd follow this man into battle, and this is why I'd cook his last meal should that day ever come. Here's to you buddy! And Rainbow FlutterDash, try not to get jealous at how he can accidentally make all women in a five mile radius pregnant with just a smug expression and a commanding power stance. It's not his fault he's so potent. :trollestia:

Comments ( 2 )

:facehoof: *mutters*

Congrats pal, you deserve it. :twilightsmile:

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