Scoots, my account page is infested with follows! · 2:51am Nov 11th, 2015
Scoots you inglorious bastard, what have you done! I've so many new followers and not enough cookies and cupcakes and feed them all! Guess I'll have to order pizza instead!
So yeah, Hi to all of you new people! I don't blog much, and I haven't written anything even though I still plan to. I do comment on stories frequently so I'll make sure to rifle through all of your stories and see what you've got. As Scootaloo96 mentioned I'm a chef and I love giving out recipes and cooking advice. Cheesecakes are my hobby right now, and I've got 15 years of cooking experience under my belt, so if you ever are in need of anything concerning cooking just hit me up. This includes catering and party questions too, need to throw a bbq for your brony meet-up or family party of 50 people but don't how much to buy? I can help with all that too and my advice is free.
But enough about me, let us now pay tribute to the little British kid that hates soccer but loves football.
Peoples, if you don't know already... Scoots here is a a true man's man. The alpha and omega of what it means to be a sexy beast and to control the powers of both space and time! The power of flight! The power to kill a yak at two hundred yards, with mind bullets! The power... to move you!
This is why I'd follow this man into battle, and this is why I'd cook his last meal should that day ever come. Here's to you buddy! And Rainbow FlutterDash, try not to get jealous at how he can accidentally make all women in a five mile radius pregnant with just a smug expression and a commanding power stance. It's not his fault he's so potent.
*mutters*
Congrats pal, you deserve it.
Yay!!!