I wanna know

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[Vadelent]

Offending the pun police?

[Moon_Fire]

3520917 You know there's no real law against doing that, right? Besides, I told you I was gonna do this.

[Moon_Fire]

3520921 I don't think they exist.

[Ascent-Express]

I believe you would be arrested for not updating wings and scrolls for so long.

[Moon_Fire]

3520927 Okay, you have fun with that.

[Moon_Fire]

3520947 I'm working on that as we speak.

[Brony Parasite]

Offending the fashion police? I heard they will beat you with their fabulous batons!

Something perverted I guess...

[xavex]

You murdered a poor fool( or super retard) who insulted your favorite pony and family by destroying your laptop and pissing on any items you own of them.

[Moon_Fire]

3521007 .... Yeah, that sounds like something I would do

[Gale the Anarchist]

Being too damn awesome for your own good.

[Moon_Fire]

3521092 If I was that awesome, I'd be Master Chief.

[Lancerlot]

I know nothing at all about you, so I'll just start tossing out possibilities that would fit the people I do know.
You might have been arrested for:

Public indecency.
Unsealing a container of mercaptan in a crowded theater.
Drunk & Disorderly.
Relabeling the number buttons on the City Hall elevator.
Vandalizing improperly-parked cars.
Shoveling the snow from your driveway out into the freshly-plowed street.
Flushing a quart of used crankcase oil down a public toilet.

I'll ...just stop here.

[Moon_Fire]

4427637 XD That first one, maybe. Everything else.... Eh, I don't know about most of them aside from the Drunk & Disorderly. I'll never drink alcohol.