If you ignore any blog post, please don't let it be this one.

If you read (and somehow remember) the author's note at the very beginning of my story, "Losing a Lover, Gaining Another", please forget about it because it's false information that I posted before I got the facts I made up straight. If you read the possible spoiler alert in my first blog post, ignore that, too. That is also preempted information. If you didn't read the possible spoiler alert, good for you. If you didn't read the blog post on general, you will more than likely be lost when you continue with the story, but still good on you! I'd recommend re-reading the story with your mind wiped of anything and everything you heard - well, read - and start like you just stumbled upon the story for the first time, but it will be not your first time, so just pretend it is your first time (again). I wish I could tell you more about things, but I am slowly losing my grip on reality due to overactive imagination. Now, if you'll excuse me, there is an odd person who seems to ceaselessly lick my cheek (you know who you are) and I need to beat this person over the head with my TV. I need to get off chapter three, it's making me insane(er)! Bye!