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133 weeks
Hey, the movie was actually pretty cool!

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199 weeks
Freshly Squeezed Ponut Butter

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379 weeks
Damnit, Salacar

[4:33:27 PM] Solocats: Aight, let me just relocate to my bed and laptop first then
[4:33:41 PM] Solocats: I prefer doing stuff with you in bed
[4:33:52 PM] Solocats: That came out wrong
[4:33:55 PM] Queueduroy: You knew exactly what you were doing there.
[4:34:00 PM] Queueduroy: Don't deny it, you slut.
[4:34:03 PM] Queueduroy: : ^ D
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408 weeks
"What the fuck is Day Court?" or "Stop subscribing to the Business Factory School of Writing."

So for a while now something's been bugging me about how you fuckers write, and I've been guilty of it, too. I call it the "Business Factory School of Writing" after Vincent Adultman from Bojack Horseman. Don't know what I'm talking about? Then shame on you, and take a gander:
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408 weeks
Don't tell me your story in your story description

People will only read the first two sentences of your description unless they're damn good sentences, so make sure they're damn good sentences. Explaining the fine details of your story will be boring because walls of text are shit and there won't be any context; your story description is not an appropriate place to dump exposition. Explain in broad, punchy terms what people will find in your
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