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Elusive Phoenix


If a tire was on fire during a blizzard, would you stay close to it and keep warm, or run from the awful smell?

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Oct
18th
2015

Oh look, a humans! · 7:13am Oct 18th, 2015

So, uh...
Still writing.
Still waiting for my prereader.
Still alone because everyone on this site that talked to me is dead.
Yeah...

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Well, I'm not, but you never talk to me anymore.

Im not dead. I just have a thing where im afraid to talk first. Someone else has to initiate conversation.

3479111 3479096 Then hello, and welcome to my domain. How have your human lives been surviving?

3479313 Adrift in an ocean of my own mediocrity. Which is pretty weird considering how awesome I am. You?

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Trying to write three different stories at once about multiple different things. One even going as far as to crossover with five different TV shows, that have nothing to do with MLP.

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3479313 I would shamelessly promote myself, but I feel shame, so read everything by "Lord of Dorkness" instead.

Though I wouldn't mind if someone did read mine.

I'm still half-alive here, but I'm barely breathing. This community used to thrive, but I've watched it since burn down (literally).

3544498 Yeah. I feel like updating old stories is near-worthless knowing that anybody who used to read them has since stopped logging in.

3554918 I feel kind of bad about it, though. I mean, a year or two ago I had a goldmine of plot ideas but with little motivation. I've since recollected myself, but looking back at the ideas I've written I don't know how relevant and worth it it is to write them. I've promised on multiple occasions that I'd start writing fanfiction again, but that promise is yet to be fulfilled.

3574195 Agreed.
Also, GODDANGIT SCHOOL, LET ME SEE THESE THINGS FASTER!

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