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Fallen Prime


An enigma as vexing as life itself.

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  • 38 weeks
    Where I'm at now.

    I couldn't tell you why I still have a FIMFiction tab open on my browser, and I can't even tell you the last time I clicked onto it. I think it's realistic that posting this is the last major activity I'll grant the site.

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  • 115 weeks
    Ten years today.

    According to the info blurb beside my name, this is the ten-year anniversary of this account. And to think, this all started with me doing self-insert riffs on bad MLP fiction. And now I've got two finished stories under my belt, a crossover atrophying in a forgotten corner, and two other projects completely pony-unrelated I've finally put some words down for*. And also the last vestiges of my

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  • 120 weeks
    F/F/T3K19 THE SORTA FINAL

    Last month's riff is complete. Enjoy.

    This month, we're finally, finally finishing that riff of a riff we started god knows how long ago. We've spliced in a tiny Christmas story in there too.

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  • 124 weeks
    F/F/R3K19 11/8: Beginning of the end(-ish).

    Last month's romp has been adequately stomped. Enjoy.

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  • 129 weeks
    F/F/T3K19 10/4: When the pasta is creepy.

    Alright, we didn't exactly intend to slow down quite this much quite yet, but that's how we're gonna roll now. Here's last month's riff.

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Oct
16th
2015

F/F/T3K15 10/15: Poll results, and story promotion! (also Digital Harmony news) · 2:00am Oct 16th, 2015

First things first, it's a wrap on our (currently) final entry of "The Catch." Kudos to Sigma, Steel, Scarlet and SC276 for keeping their own narrative consistent through Kudzu's. So consistent, in fact, that...

I'm happy to be able to say that all that talk they were doing of a parody story wasn't just hot air. Ladies and gents, based on this riff of "The Catch" and presented by KillerSteel and ScarletWeather, I bring you... "The Fumble." (I'm told that you can't link Mature stories in blogs; that sounds like bullshit, but to be safe, the link leads to Steel's page, which has the story front and center.) There are two chapters finished, one by Steel and the other by Scarlet, and after reading both personally, I'm giving it a glowing endorsement. Go check it out, especially if you liked the riff.

Finally, the poll results are in, and "horror crossover" won by a wide margin. So Ring set out to find one, settling specifically on a cross with Five Nights at Freddy's. As a result, the story you're getting is... "My Little Fazpony" by A Derpy King Boo.

Enjoy, and remember: you didn't ask for this specifically for THIS, but these are the parameters YOU gave us, so it's still your fault you're doing this. And don't worry, the lineup for the next poll will be back to normal, and the stories from previous voting rounds will be back alongside new submissions from all of you. Assuming you, you know, submit something this time.

That's where the riff stuff ends and where you guys who are looking at this because of the tagged story might actually care. Speaking of KillerSteel, you'll be seeing "Digital Harmony" update soon (I know, it's been nine fucking months). I finally kicked some serious writer's block and figured out how to open the chapter, which Steel did most of anyway. I'm mentioning that last bit for the sake of discretion; he's helped so tremendously that I'd say he's written the majority of what's down right now, and it'd be wrong to not give him due credit for such substantial help. It's Rarity's spotlight chapter, and I'm not great at writing her, so he's a lifesaver.

Alright, that'll be all. See you for the next episode recap, assuming I don't finish the chapter before I see it.

Comments ( 3 )

Oh my god.
Through all "The Catch" riff, I was secretly hopping you guys would actually write a full parody of it.

This is christmas before time !

Hate to bring bad news, but The Catch is supposed to be updated every Saturday now, probably starting tomorrow. I wonder if the riff somehow revived it. Now that it has a mature rating, prepare for even worse content such as likely actual rape taking place or graphic description of someone getting their balls shot off. The Weed, what I thought was a boring slice of life story that constant milked the joke about Maud never changing expressions to death, had a scene of a bunny being tentacle raped, so God only knows what is going to be seen in the new chapters of The Catch. I'll pray for your souls.

3475686 Yeah, I saw that. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm.

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