For Hallowe'en---HORRORscopes!

I might do the other signs later. And before anyone whines, my Zodiac sign is included here, and I didn't hold back! So... what sign do you think I am?

Comments

[Elric of Melnipony]

[Aatxe360]

Aries/Taurus cusp.

[SusieBeeca]

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Best Cheese Sandwich song ever!!

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[Mother3Forever]

3469077 My grandma was a cancer. You'll never guess what killed her.

A Giant Man Eating Crab

[Type_Writer]

Interesting.

I'm a Gemini. It doesn't quite fit, and I don't base my life around these things, but they're good talking points. Still, I am more manipulative than I'd like... But I'm not greedy.

Still, I like your interpretation of it meaning someone is two-faced. The concept of "Bad" horoscopes in general is kind of fascinating to think about... And definitely bears some thought. I'd rather like to see more of these, if you get the time.

[dracone]

Hardy Har Har, very amusing. Just in case you didn't know Cancer was an old Greek word for Crab long before it entered the medical profession to describe an anomaly of biology that has an inability to cease its cellular replication.

[Sir Barton]

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[howard035]

3469086 Oh geeze, Rarity is a cancer as well, isn't she?

[SusieBeeca]

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I'm a Gemini, too! Not everything fits, of course. I got most of these off various websites, and added my own spin.

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I know that! I don't actually believe any of this, you know
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[97xxfastbike]

goodness... I'm afraid to tune in for virgo...

[SusieBeeca]

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Twilight. Fill in your own blanks here!