Tonight, Kiefer joins the hunt...

Going to throw together my Bloodborne hunter costume later next week. Gonna get some of my old clothing and rip and wrap it around me for some homemade makeshift hunting attire. Sadly, I regret to say there will be nobody going as my Eileen the Crow, since Twidashloverxox not only has yet to discuss that date I go on about, but she apparently doesn't seem to do Halloween. Also something about her brother dressing up as Ariel from the Little Mermaid or something...

Still, the beast that stalk the village of Sterndale Moor must be dealt with nevertheless, and so I must hunt to eradicate the scourge, collect the blood echoes, and find that one little fucker that killed me last time and shove my scythe right up his rectum, all the way to the spine.

On Halloween, Kiefer joins the hunt...and there will. Be. Blood.

Comments

[Rustybuckets]

Don't get any blood on your good shirt!

[UniqueSKD]

3459562 Oh, Y'harnam...

[GivingSpider]

I will hunt with you.

[UniqueSKD]

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When the pale moon replaces the morning sun
Over that delightful spiteful town of Y'harnam
The afflicted scourge
Won't be easily purged
On the top of your saw spear.
Hear those bells? They mean your death is near
Throw on your black cloak and run into the night
We're having a blood spilling party under pale moonlight
Bring your blood vials
To survive the trials
That await you round every corner, nook and cranny
This is the big boys league, can't run back home to granny
The mighty Kirkhammer, sword set in stone
With one swing minds are literally fucking blown
The trusty blunderbuss
A ranged-weapon must
Quicksilver bullets leave you in the dust
So many beasts make you feel way out of line
It's like a feast, but we're serving up blood and not wine
Y'harnam may seem
Like a 'Hunter's Dream'
But everyone here is just damn fucking mean
I hope those clothes weren't your best
Cause' you won't be leaving here clean.
So make your peace and say your goodbyes
And wipe those pussy tears out of your eyes
I call Y'harnam a graveyard and I'll tell you why;
It's a city where dark souls come to die

RustyBucket, turn this into a rap or something. Or somebody get one of those black rappers from YouTube on this...

[Rustybuckets]

3460218 It's hilarious that out of the 4 people you replied to, you told me to make a rap out of it. I'll find one of those "check out my channel I'm a soon to be professional rapper" guys on youtube and convince them to, if that's ok.

[GivingSpider]

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Saw Spear, Threaded Cane and Hunter's Pistol are my weapons of choice

[UniqueSKD]

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There's one hunter others fear and know
They call her a killer but you call her Eileen the Crow
Her footsteps are met by birds garbed in black
And Y'harnam's streets bleed when she attacks
Murdering scourges is her business
Chop, slash, bang, she leaves a mess
Feel the air chill when she comes near
Before you find your entrails on her saw spear

[UniqueSKD]

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I call Y'harnam a graveyard and I'll tell you why;
It's a city where dark souls come to die

I just made up that rap in a few minutes, and already I can't help but love this part of my rap more than I did in my mind.

[GivingSpider]

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[Rustybuckets]

3460273 You're good at making these.