Crusaders of the Lost Mark · 5:04pm Oct 10th, 2015
Although you all know of my hatred for the CMC, let's all rejoice friends! Come with me, and dance in celebratory bliss that the CMC have finally gotten their Cutie Marks!
The five years of pain and suffering are over! Now we never have to deal with those pesky boneheads anymore!!
But seriously though, the episode. Before starting, I was like,
"Okay,
Computer [X]
Skyrim to pass the ads [X]
McDonald's Breakfast [X]
A hammer to break something if this episode gives me a mental breakdown [X]
A loaded gun to give to Aaron so if I go balls deep crazy, he can give me a mercy kill [X]
A noose if this episode makes me thouroghly depressed to the point where I should end it [X]
Pain killers [X]
*First two minutes of the episode is in song*
Might need that hammer now..."
This episode wasn't painful, if anything painless. It gave greater depth into why Diamond acts the way she does, and all what her cutie mark actually means. Personally, I always thought it meant she would always be in the lap of luxury. Anyway, this episode was about Diamond Tiara AKA Donald Trump running against Pip for school president or some shit. Pip wins, and Diamond gets depressed because her mother's a bitch.
You don't fuck with a mother who's part of a school board. Your life will be hell.
Near the end, Diamond becomes a better pony and happy shit ensues. However, this put the poison on the cake. The CMC finally got their cutie marks... And Applejack and Applebloom's parents are officially dead. It's canon.
Anywho, a wave of emotion flooded my insides when this happened. How did I first feel you may ask...
Then I felt depressed that they got their cutie marks... Actually, now that I think about it, I went through the five stages of grief when they got their marks.
Denial:
"It's a dream. This is all in their imaginations, this isn't legit..."
Anger:
"This is some fucking bullshit, why the hell did those boneheads get their marks!? This is the worst thing ever dammit!"
Bargaining:
"If I end it all know, will this not be a thing anymore? What if I write a letter to the producers?"
Depression:
"Oh my god why? Why Lord in heaven? I think... I think I need some time alone, rethink my life for a bit..."
Acceptance:
"Well... I suppose this is canon now. No use in fighting it."
Then finally, something clicked! I realize that the CMC have absolutely no purpose anymore! They're not relevant! Their problem is solved, we don't need to see those little fucks again!
Ok....Ghost...do me a favour and take these Oreos, turn on your favorite song, and go lay down for a while...you seem to be on "mega rant mode" right now...*gives family-sized thing of Oreos and Apple juice*
PLEASE MAKE IT STOP END HIS LIFE HE NEEDS TO DIE
HIS hating FOR THE CMC IS TO MUCH
My name's Aaron to!
Ummmmm, you do know that the writers are still gonna make CMC episodes right?
3458609 Sadly, yes I know. But I still believe they have no relevance anymore.
God your hatred for these three still confuses me, like I know you hate kids (yet you admire Mr.Disney which still confuses the absolute hell outta me) but, Jesus I honestly cannot imagine you being a father. Your kinda like LightningSword who worships Fluttershy and Demonizes every pony else (especially RD) just for now apparent reason other than "They're boneheads, they're just annoying little shits, they're not relevant and have no moral!! Wah wah wah". Man, I still can't wrap my head around all this. Eh, whatever, I'm mainly here for Tubby and +1up.
3615093 See, that's the thing though. I don't want to be a father. If I end up being one, then so be it. Another thing is I admire Walt Disney for his creativity and success. I do see how it can be ironic however. Finally, I hate the CMC for some good reasons aside from just hating them because they're kids.
It's the fact that they are only characters who are relevant because they are related to a couple of the main characters. They don't have much purpose and their episodes are usually forgetful, pointless, or just cliche. I feel as though the CMC are reserved for episodes where the season takes a break to attend to the younger fans of MLP. Which I have nothing wrong with. It's only the characters and why they're there that ticks me off.
3615134 Well sure they were relevant because they were related AT FIRST. Then as the series progresses they have been growing more and more independent and wiser every episode that's focused on them. Most likely the CMC story ark for season 6 will have THEM be the teachers rather than the student. Calling their episodes pointless and cliche is absolute bull in my opinion, but it's my opinion. At least you don't go out of your way to bitch and moan about them every time they appear, unlike LightningSword.
3615143 Who is this LightningSword? I don't think I like the sound of him.