WHY IS THIS SO PERFECT?

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How could this be so awesomely bad?!

In what universe is this a thing that exists? How do causality make this thing to function? Why is thing?

We're through the looking glass here, people. Everything we know is topsy-turvy. Twee sprites from classic lit get self-indulgent "epic" backstories, native Americans are white, and pirates sing this for a sea shanty. I'm scared, and yet I can't look away, like a man staring at a trainwreck.

This is going on infinite repeat for the foreseeable future.

Source: Badass Digest

Comments

[Reese]

...Huh.