Oct
6th
2015
Lethargic lately, sorry · 9:13pm Oct 6th, 2015
Haven't had much motivation besides eat and sleep. I'm going to try and knuckle down and finish this latest chapter for demon in the next day or so.
On another note; first time/ funny time parents caught you swearing?
I know mine was saying bitch, but I don't remember the details, so I have to go with suck. Grandpa calls, mom holds out the phone to me and says "say notre dame, fighting Irish!" And I yelled "notre dame sucks!" Didn't go over well 
Ended up getting soaped.
Yes, I became quite familiar with the lovely taste of Dove soap during my more youthful days.
Ahh soap. I flipped my mom off and called her a cunt cause she didn't let me hang out with my friends one day.
Soap for days! Plus an ass whooping!
Pain for days....
Since my mom always gets upset about swearing, my family has decides to replace words that are not swear words with the swear words, and it eventually pisses my mom off because she knows what we mean when we say it, then we switch to another word, till we have a dozen different words we have used for each swear word, and we switch them up and it has gotten to the point where mom just gets annoyed when we talk because she doesn't know if we are replacing swear words or just actually using the word. Good times, good times
3447783 I don't know if it's true, but I think the liquid soap everyone uses nowadays would be worse.
I was the exact opposite.
I got into trouble in 10th grade when I had to read a passage from a book that had a curse word in it and I skipped the curse word.
I was told I had to redo it and say the curse word in the book believably or else I would fail the assignment.
I actually spent a good part of a day practicing -- it stank.
I am one of those people who, if you ever should hear them curse, you turn around and see what is going on because something massive must be going down.
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Note I was in 10th grade back in 1984 so things have changed with time.
I was probably 6-7 years old. I'm in the back seat of the car, standing up and looking through the front window (early eighties, we didn't care about seat-belts so much back then). My grandmother is driving and she gets cut off by another car.
She's upset by this and my instant reaction is to call the other driver a jackass. She was too shocked that that came out of my mouth to be angry about it. Probably helped that she thought the guy was a jackass too.
Picked up that word from old Warner Bros Loony Tunes cartoons. They actually put that word on the screen in a few of their cartoons, always accompanied with an image of a donkey.
Lethargic, huh? So... how many dinos do you have now?
I don't remember my first swear or what happened. Compared to some of my friends, I was a good little kid. I do remember my grandmother at one point gently telling me not to use such language or else my parents would be involved when they got back. (I think I'd said 'poop' several times for one reason or another.)
WHERES MY CHAPTER!?!? Jk jk it is what it is
I don't believe in the concept of expletives.
Iwas 9. Soap tastes terrible. Ick. Yuck. Hope you motivate up. Is good for you.
Ah yes, I said that wayy back in 5th grade.
Too internet savvy for deez shit.
Anyway, the school sent a warning letter to my parents.
I never lived it down. BTW the word was "sucker" for some reason.
In grade school i never swore.
By the last bit of high school, however, i had such a salty tongue to make a sailor worried.
No idea how or when it started, but my parents didnt care at all, just as long as I can go back to "acceptable" speech patterns when needed.
Honestly the whole idea of swear words is stupid and archaic. The word is only "bad" as long as you say it is bad. The sooner everyone stops caring, the sooner it becomes a normal word.
Sometimes language is dumb.
Oh god I am reading the comments and holy shit I have a grin on my face. Sorry but i just find these funny, sorry if it offends you in any way, shape, or form.
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Honestly, this 100% me.
I swear so much its a wonder I'm not caught often. Not to mention that 90% of my grade's vocab is just constant sex jokes and abuse to other people. That's Aussie high school for ya
3451444 This request for stories was meant to bring smiles. I crack up every time I think of yelling those words at my mom while she's holding the phone. Was it bad at the time? Yea, but now I look back and laugh.
3448047 Not as many as you'd think. I've not played ARK for the past two or three days. I've played a bit of warframe, but even then I spent more time in lobbies than in the actual missions.
3449354 I know. For a society that looks down on swearing, we set it up as an adult thing. We tell kids they cant, so the moment they have the opportunity they use them, thinking it makes them sound older. Makes them feel like they're rebelling, when they're just sounding like fools. I've heard a few kids swearing on games and I don't think their parents were home, because every other word was an expletive. It didn't even make sense.
When I was just a wee lad, I couldn't properly say truck. My grandparents decided to take me on a road trip. During said road trip, I decided to start announcing the kinds of vehicles we passed. Cars, vans, factor failers, fucks, and even a dumb fuck. Yup, the good old days.