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Pirate Jesus

Mae'r gwynt yn chwythu am byth ymlaen

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  • 208 weeks
    So, I changed my name a bit.

    Now before you lot start thinking I've been getting into the rum, let me explain.

    So, as some of you remember, the last picture of me in the flesh I put up here about a year ago, and some of you commented even then that I looked like a pirate due to me growing my hair and goatee out.

    Well, I kept growing it and now, thanks to my Jewish blood, I literally look like Jesus.

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  • 209 weeks
    Oh, Hey guys!

    (Blows dust off old account)

    Hey, y'all. Sorry I was gone for a bit.

    What'd I miss this time?

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  • 238 weeks
    Can Someone Summarize this Blasted Show?

    So, As you all know, I left the fandom for a while, and I'm now trying to get in some faculty back into it. However, I've run into a problem: apparently I've missed a lot since the Season 4 finale. So, what I'm asking of you my dear followers, is there any way y'all can bring me up to speed on what's been going on with all this? I don't have enough time to catch up on last season, or even the

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  • 243 weeks
    School's Out For Winter!

    Yep, just got my transcript for the semester after a particularly long finals season. 4 B's in Medieval European History, Modern East Asian History, Leadership and Interpersonal Skills, and History of Alabama, rounding it out with a solid A in Leadership Theory. Needless to say, I'm relieved.

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  • 254 weeks
    I Can't Stop!

    I should probably be working on the paper due in an hour and a half, or at least on my story.

    Instead, I can't pull my eyes away from this.

    6 comments · 218 views

Captain's Log 9/20/15 · 3:51am Sep 21st, 2015

I promised you guys an update, so here's an update.

First off, I'm doing well. Sorry I phased out there for a little while, but this Rush season and the opening of school was a lot tougher than it had been previously. Silver lining? I have a new little brother in the fraternity, and a brony no less.

I'm of course the one standing behind the chair. He's a very good kid, and I'm looking forward to mentoring him.

Speaking of the fandom, I think I'm getting dragged slowly back into it.

Yeah, you people are quite a persuasive bunch. Now, don't get me wrong, I wouldn't say I'm full on, gung ho brony again. There's a lot I disagree with about what this fandom has become in the last couple years that I'm still not quite ok with, but I think I can again call myself a fan of the show and possibly even a member of the community.

As such, I have another announcement. You guys remember an old gem that never entirely took off cause I didn't finish the rough draft?

That's right; All Along the Watchtower is finally getting a release. I really want to just get an actual honest to God story out there with my name on it, and honestly, while I was a bit too frustrated at the time to finish it, I rediscovered the muse that inspired the series in the first place (The Ranger's Apprentice series. Seriously, if you haven't read these, go do that. It's my favorite young adult series.) and really want to finally kick this off. Besides, the always stellar artist Pedro Hander worked too damn hard on that cover for it to gather dust. I can't promise you that it'll be finished soon (October is my busiest month of the year, after all), but you can expect development on it and eventually a full release.

Well, that's a lot of news. As always, thank you guys for your attention. If you have any questions or comments, leave em below and the Cap'n will chat with you.

With steadfast loyalty,
Pirate King Fowler

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Comments ( 4 )

Damn, you look like a pirate, why was you not in the time of the pirates

Lol thanks, man! This is the first time I've grown my hair/beard out because I went to a conservative christian school that made me stay shaved and short haired, and I love it. I've been growing it out mostly because (A) when I join the Navy and/or Coast Guard, they'll make me cut it anyways so why not and (B) I plan to cosplay Captain Jack Sparrow for Halloween.

And I may not have been born in the time of Pirates, but I still am a modern day equivalent: a beach bum and a sailor at heart. :pinkiehappy:

3410825 That's awesome, you should cosplay as Captain Jack, that would be perfect

That'll be the plan, rum and all! :rainbowlaugh:

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