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Jake Witt


I'm not just reading. My stories have "idea" but no "form" or "function". I'm just an armored guy riding a Robot Dino-Dragon; fighting a dark paradox man thing. I don't remember if I'm a robot.

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  • 338 weeks
    I got Fire Team Harmony to watch a video I made some time ago.

    To put it simply: before I destroyed my laptop I made a Fire Team Harmony theme based off their first appearance on Bronies React.

    Now I'm a person that you can ignore and I can silently stew. That's how it works, I suppose.

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  • 357 weeks
    Samurai Jack has ended...

    And there's an Extra Thicc hole where it used to be. Great send off...

    When it comes time... will MLP:FiM get a send off or a cliffhanger? Time will tell.

    Speaking of time: Did anybody see the Season 7 episode that had Celestia and Luna switch places? I swear the snuck in some sweet things during the dream scene.

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  • 362 weeks
    MLP S7 E2

    Glad to know there was no two-parter this go around.

    I found out why I'm always angry at dumb crap. It's not because I'm ginger or I have Irish blood or that I'm borderline autistic or my past... maybe a combination of the four? Anyway, I'm angry about a lot and it's genetic. My dad had ways to reign it in while I never had a true outlet.

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  • 365 weeks
    Season 5 Finale Revisit

    Season 6 ended some months ago... so why am I thinking about the Season 5 finale to "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" instead of waiting for Season 5 Episode 3 of "Samurai Jack"?

    Time Travel.

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  • 371 weeks
    Changelings 2016

    Funny enough, I was wondering what a reformed changeling would look like. I imagined dark color tones with matching, bright colored eyes, no holes, and either butterfly (like the alternate world's Chrysalis from the comics... which I want to read.) or dragonfly wings, and their finn-manes having an offset color.

    Instead, we have Scout Master Lumpus and his Fabulous Changelings.

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Sep
20th
2015

Displaced Headcanons · 4:19am Sep 20th, 2015

-Mane 6 have keyblades.
-Far past west of Our Town is the only known location of a Displaced City (Displopolis) known to Equestria.
+Most ponies disappear in between shipments thanks to Starlight Glimmer.
+Celestia is keeping New Displopolis a secret.
-Find a Blue Paw = Your better off indoors.
-Trainstep. Dubstep with train noises.
-FPP Fistols. Falcon Punch Pistols.
-There are PPC (Pony PC), DPC (Divine PC), and PC (Microsoft) with their own versions of the internet, some sections connecting.
+There are no cellphones for nonDisplaced. Only PC and Consoles.
-"Fighting is Magic" is an insane fighting game with simple rules yet have items and characters (sometimes programs) that bend the rules.
-Ponies are in space.
-KND (Kids Next Door) and CMC combine off and on, so if there's a KND-CMC branch... run.
+The KND we know are either Displaced, clones, or missing children from Sunset's world.
+G:KND (Galactic Kids Next Door) is a myth that might be true.
-Pokemon are hard to find just like the other cryptids and creepy pastas.
+Slenderman doesn't coun't, but the pony counterpart does.
+FNAF gang are in Tartarus, but will escape ever so often.
-The mindscape is thicker due to new physics and magics being introduced.
+Luna can bypass anything if you're asleep.
+Psychonaut layer, subconscious layer, and at some point either Emotion HQ (Pixar's Inside Out) or dream world/happy place layer.
-There are nonEquestrian ponies made by either Displaced or other means.
-Box (A Boy and his Box) is well known for his infinite wealth and limitless titles gained from being with Celestia for so long.

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