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    After one of their training sessions, Soarin finds out Spitfire has a thing for him. One thing leads to another, and they become closer friends than Soarin would've ever imagined.
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    Step 1.
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  • 294 weeks
    So, season 6 then.

    I know I don't usually write, well, anything on this site, so here's me trying to change that. Who knows, maybe I can actually do blog posts.

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    So what do you people think?

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Soarin's too big for his bath · 3:45pm Sep 19th, 2015

"I'm not fat, the birdbath's gotten smaller"

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