I thought I had this already?

So, I swear I made a fimfiction account at the beginning of the year (around February?) though I had zero login credentials set up and my email wasn't taken. Nothing was posted, so I'm not super depressed or anything about having to make a new account. I've written quite a few things as jokes for friends or for personal entertainment, though I've decided now I should start actually publishing them. What's the point of writing a story that only five people will see? Here, I'll post one now! If you read this (or it, I suppose), I hope you enjoy it!