FAQ of questions nobody asked · 9:24am Sep 6th, 2015
If I'm back I might as well reintroduce myself with random questions nobody cares for but I still feel like answering
Q: best pony?
A: still Twilight, nothing's changed
Q:... Who are you?
A: I'm Lauren I'm 15 I'm two years ahead in English and I'm in 10th grade. I'm from Michigan and I have the hots for people with vaginas. There's not really a term for that though (besides gay but not all girls have vaginas and not all people with vaginas are girls)
Q: Why haven't you updated Generation/Committee in so long??
A: well I was gone so
But besides that I didn't update Generations because I need to edit the whole story since I wrote most of it a few years ago and my writing has changed a lot. Once I go through it I'll finish it up for you finally
Committee is finished but the computer I wrote it on burst into flames quite literally so I need to try to get the document off of it still and then edit everything
Q: What's your relationship with Dunsparce?
A: we haven't talked like at all since I left. We're not exactly friends anymore but we don't hate each other. Awkwardly enough we both got really gay after dating each other.
Q: you have a new boyfriend????
A:
Ya
Q: your stories suck
A: tbh tru
Q: what the fuck is matryoshka about
A: it's highly interpretive but it can be about anxiety, commentary on freuds ideas of the mind, unwillingness to commit, or it's just a giant clusterfuck. Just read vgperson's comments on their translation of the song and you should get a good idea
Q: what was the point of inheriting stories of you weren't ever gonna write them/you promised X story a while back where is it??
A: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Actually to be fair I have written Timewave (the thing about robot Rarity) but it deviated so far from Dunsparce's original visions and so far from the mlp canon/characters that now it's just an original story. It's 50k words long and only halfway done and I plan to finish it for this year's NaNoWriMo. You can ask to read it if you were really curious about the idea or I could tell you Dunsparce's original plot. It had changelings which should come as no surprise.
Q: are you back for real?
A: not sure tbh I'm just gonna feel it out and if I hate it I'll leave again but this site has a really nifty layout (which reminds me my user page is super cringy and I gotta clean it up. I already changed my avatar to something more fitting if you haven't noticed. I kept to the flan theme even though I was gonna make it Medicine tbh)
Also you can actually ask me things if you want idc
Have you played Legacy of Lunatic Kingdom and succumbed to madness?
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ITS 2 HARD
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But also fair and educational.
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I've 1cced Touhou games on hard before and I struggled to beat it on easy on the point device mode or whatever it's called
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My dodging is too impractical to do this myself.
Congratulations on that then.
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I can't beat normal mode no matter how much I retry chapters cuz CLOWNPIECE ;-;
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I can sympathize. Clownpiece is surprisingly difficult on Normal. I mean, I got to her with relative ease on Normal, but then I spend an hour and a half on her boss battle itself. I dread how she might be on Hard mode, considering I have a Point Device save where I'm stuck mid-stage five.
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I've tried like thirty times but I can't figure out how you're supposed to beat the card on normal where she fires rings of bullets that slow down as they get close to you
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There is a certain path you need to take to form openings. You just need to try finding it. (I almost managed to capture it once.)
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Bleeh I need to look up a video probably
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I hope you'll figure it out soon~
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