• Member Since 3rd Sep, 2011
  • offline last seen 4 hours ago

PresentPerfect


Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

More Blog Posts2554

  • Tuesday
    Another post about video games and Youtube and stuff

    If I'm going to waste time watching shit on Youtube, the least I can do is tell people about it. :P

    Ceave is a crazy Austrian with a love of video games and a head for philosophizing about them. Plus he really, really hates coins, no matter how tasty they may look.

    Read More

    4 comments · 140 views
  • Sunday
    Do you like video games? How about philosophy?

    I like one of those things for sure, but no one combines the two better than a Youtuber named InfernalRamblings, a former professional game developer who now creates hour and a half long video essays about the meanings of video games and how they relate to the world today. Here's a few highlights, since this is now basically my only

    Read More

    13 comments · 151 views
  • 2 weeks
    Super special interview power time GO!

    So back in, uh... February?? c_c;;; Fimfiction user It Is All Hell was like, "Hey, you wanna get interviewed?" and I was all, "Fuck yeah, I wanna get interviewed!"

    Read More

    8 comments · 211 views
  • 2 weeks
    State of the writer, march 2024

    Arghiforgottopost

    I forgot to do anything really because I have to get up early for an appointment tomorrow and I've been preoccupied with it :C so much for getting to bed on time

    Argh

    Happy trans day of visibility and stuff

    Sent from my iPhone send tweet

    7 comments · 104 views
  • 3 weeks
    Twilight the 没用

    Yesterday, a fellow named SoothingBell asked if they could translate Twilight the Useless to Chinese, and no way was I gonna say no. :D

    And they turned it around in 24 hours, amazing!

    https://fimtale.com/t/64723

    4 comments · 161 views
Aug
31st
2015

Present Perfect vs. Fluttershy and the Fine Furry Friends Fair · 1:53am Aug 31st, 2015

Yeah, so I wanted to read a book written for little kids today, you got a problem with that? <.< Actually, what I got a problem with is I screwed up and didn’t post the rec journal first today. D: I’m a sham!

Anyway, here we are in official novel #7, starring Fluttershy and Angel. Not since the first novel, I think, have I felt so overwhelmed by the sense of “this is not for me”. The narrator has a really weird externality, like it’s someone telling us a story (heavy on the telling), and asides like “What a convincing little fellow he was!” really threw me. It’s not G. M. Berrow’s best outing (there are semicolon issues ;_;), to be sure. Here’s the plot:

Fluttershy and Angel run across the Flim-Flam Brothers, touting themselves as “Farnum and Failey” in one of the best referential jokes ever, running, of all things, a circus staffed with rabbits. I mean, that doesn’t even make half an iota of sense, but it sets the story up for, surprisingly, some Angel character development. Let that sink in.

Because after taking in the show, Angel gets excited and wants to join. Only the FlimFlams criticize him both for “looking plain” and for having no real talents. (Like, say Foo Foo and his field mice act, another great reference.) Angel sulks off, and Fluttershy sets about trying to find a way to cheer him up and convince him that he is, in fact, a special bunny.

Cue stumbling into Sweet Apple Acres to see Applejack and Winona practicing for a sheep herding contest. (I was so chuffed at AJ using real sheephering lingo! Also, they want to perform a move called “The Bleating Heart” GAME MASTER PLS) Angel decides he wants to do that.

...Well, no one ever said he was smart.

Over the course of practicing, it’s revealed that they’re having problems, not because Angel is a fucking rabbit trying to fucking herd fucking sheep, but because he’s a dick and doesn’t listen to Fluttershy’s commands. Cue some of the best “coming together as friends” montaging ever as the mane cast team up to help them out in some rather ingenious ways. (I am, however, very put out that we didn’t get to see Spitfire coaching them.)

After that, it’s just off to the fair, an amusing scene of them performing, and then… Well, of course they don’t win, AJ and Winona win! What did you expect? But the ending is awfully heartwarming and does a lot to redeem what was mostly just a fluffy and slightly dull book.

But you don’t care about that, right? You wanna know all the funny shit dropped into the sides!

-There’s a Flim Flam Brothers song. It’s great. Less great is the Ponytones song near the end.
-Braeburn has a dog named Albus who comes in last at every competition. I think he might be a puppy, I’m not sure.
-It’s implied that Lightning Dust is in contact with Rainbow Dash. Like, they might actually be friends.
-Rarity has fantasies about Twilight wearing a librarian outfit. I’m only slightly kidding.
-Everyone has an excuse for why they can’t compete in Fluttershy’s place, ranging from “already competing” to “I don’t wanna”. As for Twilight, she can’t cuz she’s a princess, and I found that hilarious.
-Sneezy the kitten is now the best of Fluttershy’s animals.
-TROTLAND AND BALES

Overall, it’s not great, probably not even a must-read unless you’re a completionist. I didn’t really get into it until about the two-thirds mark when Rainbow starts training them and all six of them come together. But Pinkie’s really great and like I said, the ending is heartwarming as all fuck, so it’s not bad.

3.5/5

Comments ( 12 )
Wanderer D
Moderator

Would Albus be a contrast to Dumbledore who won every competition? :rainbowderp:

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

3359034
WINONA IS DUMBLEDORE

That actually sounds pretty good, I'll have to order a copy as a show of support.

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

3359077
It's certainly far from the worst.

I was mildly disappointed in this one, but that was probably because a) the previous book (AJ) had been better and b) I have stupidly high requirements when it comes to Fluttershy. On the other hand, it referenced The Sheep-Pig (Babe, if you must) and I could never truly dislike a book that did that. Plus Angel. So your score's probably about where I'd put it.

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

3360211
Yeah, AJ's was way better. But then, Rarity's was way worse. Even Twilight's is maybe a 3, and that's mostly because Cadence backstory. :B (Oddly, I read back through my reviews of the other novels, and I never rated the first two. Maybe I'll change that.)

3360232 I liked Rarity's. :P I haven't been back and read the early ones for ages, though, so maybe I'll give that a go at some point. As for the most recent two, I wasn't that impressed by Celestia's but really liked Discord's. Luna's next, I think, and that could go either way.

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

3360282
Gahh, yayponies is really behind! D:

Shepherding? Oh carp, I may have to read this one. :twilightoops:

...Okay. the side notes you made on this one made me seriously consider going back to the books.

I'm eagerly awaiting the Trixie book next year. I've got me fingers crossed that it will be worth the wait.

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

3362400
I can't keep up with the releases, and I sure as heck can't keep up with the announcements. D:

Login or register to comment