Option Delta...

Argh. Stupid brainworm. 'This Day Aria' is way too catchy for a villain song.

I was thinking about writing a 'conversion bureau' story where a lot of the weirdnesses and inconsistencies in the setting were explained by a simple secret that no pony is allowed to tell. But of course I started singing to myself...

This Bureau's going to be perfect,
the kind of scheme of which I've dreamed since I was small...
Humans come from far and wide
hoping to be ponified,
what they don't know is that I have fooled them all!

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[Rainbow flash]

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