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T W Hoof


Prepare to be worded.

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  • 208 weeks
    Reader There's a Story on My Page

    Despite all odds I have written another story. I ran an April Story Giveaway on the Quill & Blade forum and aside from Sixkiller5 getting some words out of me I was able to prove an old movie wrong. From the movie War Games there is a quote, "The only way to win is not to play." This is wrong, demonstrably wrong. As

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    1 comments · 240 views
  • 214 weeks
    Official Quill & Blade Group - Now With 70% More Wild Parties

    If somehow someone who is following me is not also following Crystal Wishes and/or Aznel, what is wrong with you? Go click that button I'll wait. Now that that is fixed go join the official Quill & Blade group for even more AU

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    1 comments · 92 views
  • 223 weeks
    The Gift of Words

    First things first. I found it and still find it absolutely hilarious that I was able to get my latest story title to work both as a story title and an accurate description of what it is in a meta sense. Since it is literally a gift of words for a holiday giveaway drawing I ran to give back after all the incredible luck I've had recently when entering other peoples giveaways.

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  • 238 weeks
    Continuity, it's a Thing

    It's time for a blog again, that must mean another story is in the queue. The upcoming story is:

    The Velvet Connection

    Sunbeam and Pepper Ridge were ecstatic when they successfully opened Sunridge Sweets and filled it with satisfied ponies. Unfortunately in this town you don't get to move baked goods without the permission of a shadowy cabal of bakers.

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  • 239 weeks
    Story Lines, One at a Time

    It has been an interesting week for me. I found out that I was more attached to a side character in Crystal's Wishes than I realized. That is saying something as that story and that character in particular catalyzed and then directed my muse. I am still here though and baring some calamity I hope to keep pushing out these

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Aug
25th
2015

Another Story Another Blog · 6:05am Aug 25th, 2015

Truly I cannot fathom all the writing I have been doing recently. Just to reiterate I have literally not written a single word that wasn't required before the last week in almost 20 years since I was a wee laddy and cute as button. For whatever reason when Crystal Wishes told me that I could add 400 words (are you kidding 400 words) to and actually publish my joke on the site I didn't know what to think. I had made it, this account included originally as part of the joke with no intention to do anything further after the laugh had been had. But when the author that I had been trolling suggested to my panicked word smithing might provide laughs for more than one other person something changed. I really did feel something inside driving me to write more and more and loving it.

The results speak for themselves. This is the third story now in the last week I have put up on the site. Though the origin of this one though not the content (I hope) would be meta humor. Here I was hassling an authors with many hundreds of thousands of quality words already put to pixels. And it hit me, we haven't really seen much if any fan interaction with Crystal Wishes alter ego C. W. Step. So I thought to myself we need to fix that. So I grabbed Written Word off the shelf solidified a bit of back story, gave him a pseudonym (if it is ever needed), T. W. Hoof which you might notice was already the name of this account. I then cranked the crazy fan meter all the way to 11 and set him lose on the unsuspecting world of the Quill n Blade universe.

PS My story got approved before the blog post this time, how crazy is that.


Beware, below this point is my raw story outline with any changes, misspellings, and cut bits still listed intact.

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Written Word

Male - Pegasus

BETA TITLE

Write or Wrong?

BETA SUMMARY

Written Word has loved exploring the written word his entire life. When he got his cutie mark while immersed in a new book he didn't even realize it until the shop keeper pointed it out. He shrugged and asked for the next book in the series and promptly dug back in.

When he read a new book by the author C. W. Step something strange happened. Instead of devouring the words and hoarding them like a jealous dragon he was gripped with the need to share. Being the obvious thing he started writing stories set in the world that C. W. Step created.

To bad he is oblivious to the fact that his stories are more terrible than getting your tail stuck in a laundry press. Clueless he rushes to share them with anypony who will stand still.

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BEGIN OUTLINE

Checking out a new author, got to catch them all
Reading dem tasty tasty books
Be still my heart
Whooooo

Getting some of that delicious background info
Oh new author, I can do this
Some mind blowingly awesome explosions blowing off mares skirts is written, prepare yourself world words are written
Shows them around a little bit
So good
Ponies are literally speechless
It is good that they run away to the nearest book store to preorder a copy

Tracking down the author
Voyage to Manehatten
'Coolly' charms the information from a cute stallion mare
Internal vs external dialogue
Gets fan mail mailing address from Mares Monthly
That is Velvet's and technically Crystals

Mistakes are made
Gushing about books to Step (nope Velvet not C. W.)
Velvet screws around with him
Oh yes this is so interesting, I'll show it to my friends
Trolling Crystal, suggests the author includes a scene where the two main characters have a date at the pastry shop. Pie for the stallion and some eclairs for the mare.

Chortling off into the Sunset (Books bookshop)

POSSIBLE DELETED SCENE

(Crystal POV)
Goes to the author con thingy
approaches the C. W. Step booth

Ms Step?
Yes I am C. W. Step
Oh, confusing, but here is a bit of my writing ELAIRS AND PIES EVERYWHERE
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Velvet stared directly into his eyes "DIALOGUE"

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Character Listing

Mountain Boulder - Male earth pony Sunset Books shop owner
Spring Brook - Female unicorn Sunset Books employee
Geralynn - Female griffon Catch'em and Clean'em shop owner

Brass Plate - Male earth pony
Winter Wind - Female pegasus
Winter Breeze - Female pegasus foal

Princess Divina > Princess Divine
Prince Highborn > Prince Genteel
Sable > Ebony

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Book within a Book OUTLINE

Mare's Desire

Mix of Mare's Temptation and whatever my fever dreams say Princess of the Knight is.

Princess Divine (Models looks after Spring Brook, he is not a creative stallion) has the most refined palate when it comes to desserts.
Pastry Chef <NAME STILL> makes sweet things, something something ECLAIRS.

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