Next week on Tuesday - FLORIDA! · 9:54pm Aug 22nd, 2015
Everyone out there who still likes me enough to spare a few minutes to pay attention to me, please comment below on what things you think I should do when I get to Florida.
Also, I'll be unable to bring my laptop with me due to a thing I found out about laptop actually getting 'altitude sickness' and possibly never working again afterwards, but I'll be bringing a special electronic tablet with me to record the adventures of my family and I so as to give you all some content and updates on how things are going for me.
So any stuff you think I should try doing on my holiday that you think would be worth recording will be appreciated. :)
I'm excited for this, and I hope there's just that slim chance that I'll get to bump into at least one or two of you. Just keep your eyes peeled for the British guy wearing a shirt that says 'This Guy is UniqueSKD' on it.
No seriously, I have gotten a shirt made that says that and I WILL be wearing it all the holiday. If you see someone wearing a shirt like that and he has strawberry-blonde hair, run up to him and say hi! And if you are a lovely babe over the age of 20, tell that person you want to go for a stroll on the beach before ending the evening with a night of passion!
And by passion I mean a game of Twister! Right hand green, or left foot blue? Who knows? Oh, the suspense just makes me feel giddy inside! Ho ho oh!
You want to know what to do in Florida? Simple:
Don't come here.
This place is the ass-end of the U.S. Satan doesn't live in Hell. He lives in Florida and then goes to Hell to get away from the heat.
3339507 Fun (and seriously true) fact about UniqueSKD/Kiefer
I don't get warm so easily. And this actually my third time visiting Florida. I know how hot it gets and I've not been phased by it that much. It has to be REALLY hot for me to show any sign of reaction. I simply shrug it off and think cold thoughts.
3339521 That is my hair color, yes. Basically blonde, really, just...I suppose a little lighter, I'd say?
Look on my DA channel you'll find pictures of me there and you'll see. XD
3339507 Also, I don't like how you say 'don't come here' when my family has already booked everything. It kinda sounds like I have no right to have a vacation there.
Do I offend you or something Am I not cool enough to hang out in the Big Boys Club now? XD Joking, of course.
3339533 I want to see who will give you weird looks,and who would go up to you.
3339539 Well, glad to know you won't mind the weather
I'm sorry if I went to far with the joke, but I have very little love for this state.
Hope you have fun though
Leave as soon as you can, that place isn't healthy for anyone.
That... actually explains a lot of things about you in general...
Photos or untrue.
I hope you're ready for Florida's ridiculous humidity.
Ah shucks, you could've come to Georgia. Oh well. Enjoy the States.
3339799 When I get to Florida, I'll work on your policeman pony drawing for ya.
3339786 I'll be doing blog videos while I'm over there so you'll see my shirt and feel really silly for doubting your God I mean favorite brony buddy.
3339602 Actually, it explains a lot of things about Florida itself.
(laughs mischievously)
3339560 Hey! Without Florida, your country's flag wouldn't have the 50 stars on it, so give it a little respect.
Besides, UNIVERSAL STUDIOS! (I'm gonna try and get on camera. Hee hee!)
Dang it! I was just there a month for week long vacation with my family.
, though that might just have been the area's fault.
One of the very few things that I enjoyed was an air boat ride on one of the lakes. It helps to have a tour guide a good sense of humor.
Everyone there was too nice and calm for me to have any fun
Depends on the area you are going to... St. Augustine area, Disney World in Orlando (God help us all,) Universal, Anastasia Island, swamps, beaches if you manage to get there at a good time, get a spot, or even make it around storms, google might help a lot but can't say for sure. (Yes I live in this state.) Oh and to give you a heads up, there have been some NASTY storms here, ENORMOUS lightning strikes (one of which has hit a plane and a few people this summer,) roaring thunder that is loud enough to shake a brick house (experience,) BUCKETS of rain, and the humidity making the hot weather feel like satans balls. If you're going to the middle of Florida then the storms seem to hit at like somewhere around three or four depending on the area of the central you're at, if it's north kind of close to Georgia like the Jacksonville area then they just come at random like one minute it's a happy sunny day and then in a split second it can turn into this hell hole of storms for about three seconds to two hours, south Florida I'm not sure about but I know that Tropical storm Danny is coming this way soon. There really isn't much in Florida but some good places to eat and stuff, Google might know more than I do, only lived here for like seventeen years of my entire life.
3339955 I'm sure I can make things a bit more...interesting...
(smirks as he packs his trademark goggles into his luggage bag_
3340238 My family and I have sat through Hurricane Katrina, even went outside and watched it do its thing. We only learned of the damage it caused the next day on the television. We're hoping whatever weather comes our way it won't cause as much damage as Katrina did.
Also to point out, we weren't slap-bang in the middle of Katrina, more or less on the outer layer of the hurricane at the time. But damn did we see some stuff go flying around.
3340767 I'm certain you will.
3340953 Oh trust me, if I don't get on the news channels for the things I'm gonna be doing then I'm calling conspiracy.
Oh, and don't worry - I'm not intending mass murder or anything. There's other less illegal and less immoral ways to get the attention of the media.
The question really is how far do I intend to go?
3340985 Perhaps by traumatizing a group of kids by making a scene, perhaps with the help of a sibling, and when a kid/parent asks who you are, proclaim in a dramatic voice "I am Unique!" Might not get on the news, but it should make a day memorable and make a few therapists rich, or need therapy themselves if you do it right.
3341007 I was thinking of more...'unique' approaches. Giggity. XD