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Author Tempus


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  • 642 weeks
    Ask Grimdark Author

    So, Author Tempus from Books has his own little ask blog. If you have any questions for the biographer, don't hesitate to ask!

    "So, my little muses, do you have the guts to ask? I am feeling the need for some more books..."

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  • 650 weeks
    Pester me, if you wish.

    My fellow Equestrians, I have recently downloaded a chat application that I believe will be most useful.

    This application is known as PesterChum.

    If you know about this and already have it, good job! My chum handle is authorTempus.

    If you know what it is but don't have it, google "Pester Chum 3.14 download". I would post the link, but... Well... I'm lazy...

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  • 651 weeks
    Fillies and Gentlecolts...

    The moment you've all been waiting for; the testament to my artistic prowess; the thing with the stuff; I'm running out of synonyms; seriously, though, is this building suspense?

    Oh, right. Anyway, here it is: MY DEVIANTART PAGE!

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  • 652 weeks
    The Writer's Block has Spoken

    Hello, everypony! I am back from my grand venture to the writer's block. Maybe I'll write about it sometime...? Nah, that wouldn't make a good story at all.
    Anyway, when I arrived at the writer's block, it gave me its sage knowledge. It said:

    "He whosoever wishes to succeed
    had better pace himself, that's what he'll need."

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  • 653 weeks
    The Rare Artifact

    Hello, everypony! I probably won't be able to work on my stories for a while as I have recently heard rumors of a strange and mysterious artifact that is supposed to make a writer's stories 20% cooler than they were before. This artifact is known throughout the writing community as the "Writer's Block."

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Oct
12th
2011

Fancy Shmancy Mathematics Part 1: Deterioration Effect · 8:03pm Oct 12th, 2011

Hello, everypony! Author Tempus here with a quick lesson in mathematics! Today I'll be telling you about something I like to call the deterioration effect. Or, in lamen's terms, tl;dr syndrome.

Most ponies will think that tl;dr syndrome only occurs within a single block of text. That assumption is incorrect. The deterioration effect is actually more accurate in its name for this reason.

The deterioration effect states that the more sections something is on the internet, as in the more links you have to click to finish something, the less likely it is that somepony is going to continue on.

For example, if somepony were to make a three-part series on YouTube, the first video would have the most views, even if all three videos were posted at the same time. The second video would have slightly less views, as ponies wouldn't bother following the link to get to the next video.

I have noticed this trend in written works as well.

One of my stories, "Sweet Dreams are Made of This," currently has three chapters. When one looks at the total number of views of each chapter, they can see that the first one has the most, the second one has the second most, and the third has the least.

And that, my fellow Equestrians, is the Deterioration Effect. I hope you enjoyed today's installment of Fancy Shmancy Mathematics. I hope you enjoy the rest of your day. Or night, depending on when you're reading this.

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