Looking for a cool guy editor

Hey guys. I like to think I do a pretty good job of sweeping my own stuff for errors and things that just don't flow well, but it's nigh impossible to get them all without a second pair of eyes. So, I'd like to get me an editor to help me out, just to make sure things are going the way they should. It'd help with making sure my stuff is top quality when it comes out hot off the keyboard, and making sure I wouldn't have to go back and edit things after the finalization and publication -- because let's be honest, it's just embarrassing to have half the comments on your story be, "hur dur you spelled this word wrong fag."

If you'd like to apply for the 'job', just shoot me a note or something and we can discuss it. I guess benefits include getting to see the story before it goes public, and discussing the story and stuff directly with me, which would be cool. It's be preferable if I could talk to you through Skype, so keep that in mind when you apply.

Thanks in advance for anyone who wants to!