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  • 46 weeks
    Dramatic Reading plz?

    So I know it's vain as hell, but i frequently go back and reread my own fics. With repeated exposure of the same text to my eyes no longer doing it for me, I crave stimulation for my ear holes. Way way back I got a couple readings of Pinkie Pie is an Eldritch Abomination and always found it weird that THAT was the one that got the attention. It's definitely a...rougher example of my work (I wrote

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  • 73 weeks
    Finally Trying My Hand at Clop. Cover Art Needed

    So, I caught wind of Dirty Little Secret's Dirty Little Contest and figured it was just the push I needed to try writing an actual clopfic. It will, of course, be an absolutely ridiculous comedy.

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  • 165 weeks
    I Started a Blog! (A real one)

    So, after many years of people telling me I should do so, I've finally started a proper blog (only about 10 - 13 years late to the bandwagon). And yes, I mean an actual blog external to what you're reading on this site now. On Wordpress and everything.

    It's called "Science, Politics, and Ponies". I hope the title is pretty self-explanatory. If not, it's a mix of three things.

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  • 179 weeks
    I guess I can say I've Written Erotica Now?

    Having grown very distressingly short on cash, I was just browsing through Upwork, looking for something that doesn't require a bunch of previously logged experience as a requirement and isn't buried in 50+ applications already. Eventually I came across this posting.

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  • 184 weeks
    Weird Fic Idea That's Stuck in my Head.

    So I've had this...odd idea for a small fic kicking around in my head for a while, and I may end up writing it soon if it keeps up. I imagine the only people who would enjoy it would be a very particular kind of fucked up, with most everyone else either just skipping it or downvoting it into oblivion.

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Random Thoughts of Existential Horror / Fic Idea · 12:14pm Aug 4th, 2015

Was browsing through the comments on another story when the issue of character ages in EQG came up. More specifically the fact that extremely long lived (and possibly immortal) characters such as Celestia and Luna exist as presumably mortal characters somewhere in their 30's to 40's in EQG. This prompted a train of thought expressed in the following rambling comment I made.

Yet more evidence that time is just all kinds of fucked up across that portal. Main characters are aged down to highschool, CMC are aged up to highschool freshmen, and Celestia and Luna, who are at least millennia old, are around as 30-40 something. Then there's the fact that Sunset Shimmer and Twilight seem to be the same age despite Sunset being Celestia's student and running off before Twilight got her cutie mark, meaning she's got to be at least something like 10 years older.

Maybe the highschool and surrounding town compose the entirety of the universe on that side of the portal and all of time is just restricted to about 4 years, which visitors from other time streams have to compress down to. Thus, time began in the EQG universe with the first day of highschool and ends with graduation. Either the universe ends and possibly restarts, or more likely, it's like approaching the speed of light and the differential time flow between reference frames keeps slowing. Time seems normal sitting on the EQG side, but an observer looking in sees time flowing more and more slowly. A minute to an hour, then a minute to a day, a year, then thousand years, etc., to the point where it takes an eternity to reach the end. So you will never actually reach graduation because highschool is the entirety of existence and there is nothing outside of it.

Now I almost want to make a one shot for this like I did with "Pinkie Pie is an Eldritch Abomination", which got crazy ridiculously popular for some reason and bounced around the top 20 spots on the site ranking for a brief period a while back. I take those numbers with a grain of salt because there's some pretty bizarre math applied to them and fics with very low downvotes can slide up and down a few hundred spots pretty quickly, but it was fun seeing it hit 2nd for a minute (wish I'd screen capped it).

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I still say that the EQG dimension is a weird fucked up prison alternate reality thing Starswirl tried and kind of failed to create.

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