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Humanity has spent thousands of years perfecting the indoors, so why would we want to go outside?

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  • 78 weeks
    It's been a bit

    It really has been a while, hasn't it? For the record if I ever say that I'm continuing to write again, assume that it wont happen in the end. I'd like to say that I might write stuff again but honestly I have no idea whether I will or not. I have a lot of ideas, as I usually do. But no real plans or motivation. I've come back to the site to find most of the stories I used to follow, dead. I left

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  • 124 weeks
    My Dark Souls fanart

    Bask in it's glory, filthy peasants!

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  • 132 weeks
    Stephen Hawking (1942-2018)

    So Stephen Hawking is dead. I mean, holy shit. out of all the deaths of well known people in the last three years, this has to be the most impactful yet. Very few people reach a legendary status like that man did, up there with Isaac Newton and Albert Einstien. RIP Stephen, you shall be missed. Oh so very greatly.

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  • 133 weeks
    I think I have aliens in my house

    I was unwrapping a Galaxy bar
    and it was apparently snapped in the wrapper. But when I peeled the wrapper off half the bar fell out and I can't find it. It's just fucking gone!

    1 comments · 206 views
  • 138 weeks
    A New Story

    Since I'm resuming production of The Pale Condition, I've decided to start a second story to write alongside it just in case I need some variety. Well, put it this way. I've been playing a lot of Hollow Knight recently.

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I'm Back Mofo's! · 5:22pm Jul 31st, 2015

I just got back from what started out as a fun ride but gradually turned into a vision of some sort of social Hell. Imagine a room full of kids who all hate each other and are at each each-other's throats 24/7. Some of them act like 5 year olds, some are ignorant bastards who think that just because they are the Lance Corporal in charge of their room full of Cadets of the same rank, they don't have to do anything. Everyone in the room wanted to decapitate our Room NCO by the third day, by the way. Also, the next-door dormitory NCO was a hypocritical Irish guy who feels free to piss about in his own room, but as soon as he enters your room it's all serious business now!

Now... Imagine having to spend 10 days living with them and trying to co-operate with them in a 2 day Field Training Excercise, a full day consisting purely of both foot and rifle drill, military knowledge and navigation lessons plus much more.

I've just got home and man...

Am I glad to be home.

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Training sucks but is necessary

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