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  • 238 weeks
    Le last story

    To any of you sexy cunts that re(meme)ber me, there were good times and there were spooky times and I still hold them dearly. This webshite gave me incurable autesm and the doctors have given me 69 years to live so I made it my lifes goal to destroy the One Ring once and for all.

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  • 238 weeks
    REINCARNATION

    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ °)



    rip me keke



















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  • 271 weeks
    Concerning this.

    Is anybody following me still active? I'm bored and I want to make more memes with you gise

    :^)

    14 comments · 331 views
  • 275 weeks
    A message from anonymous.

    Lol watch this meme video I made ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    DAS LINKE LE CLICK HERE BITTE

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  • 278 weeks
    >mfw

    no new memes :(

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Jul
29th
2015

Le last story · 4:35pm Jul 29th, 2015

To any of you sexy cunts that re(meme)ber me, there were good times and there were spooky times and I still hold them dearly. This webshite gave me incurable autesm and the doctors have given me 69 years to live so I made it my lifes goal to destroy the One Ring once and for all.


We stood at the base of Mount Doom™, our once mighty fellowship reduced to three, Dumbledore, the black power ranger and I.

"Sheeeeiiit" said the black power ranger as we ascended the rocky terrain. Dumbledore gave in and died from old man disease [/spoilers]

"( ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°)!" I exclaimed but carried on regardless. We entered the volcanio and held the ring over the blazin' inferno below. Suddenly I was pushed over the edge by the power ranger and was hanging for dear life.

"( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)!" I shouted.

"Sheeeiit" He replied.

"From my point of view the Jedi are evil!" I retorted. He began to take off his mask and revealed that he was in fact... me. I let go of the precipice and fell into the furnace below.

"( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)" Imposter me said to no one in particular before taking off his face again to reveal his tru form! He was the loomynaty


Le End

Ceeya in the next life brother, signing out.

"...Don't cry because it happened,

smile because it's over" ~Adolf Hitler 2k15

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