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Sinclare


I love to write. I personally love horror movies. I'll write any genre, my most preferred is suspense, romance, slice of life, dark, sad, tragedy, and comedy.

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  • 435 weeks
    It's been too long!

    Hello everyone, I know that is has been a long while since I posted anything. Do not count the reviews that I just got around too. I've been kinda busy as of late, I'm currently trying to graduate from high school early and attend college during the spring semester. Oh well. Anyway a comment on one of my reviews intrigued me. It's on

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  • 453 weeks
    TSR or The Syndicate Reviews

    Oh speaking of which! I forgot to mention that I started my own review service and its the title of this blog post. If you are interested in a Zero Punctuation-esque review, then I direct you to my submission thread, to the

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    TSR: Drive You Insane/Blog Post

    This review has been brought to you by The Syndicate Reviews

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Jul
23rd
2015

TSR: Drive You Insane/Blog Post · 8:34pm Jul 23rd, 2015

This review has been brought to you by The Syndicate Reviews

I’ve been doing a lot of reminiscing since last night, after watching Bronies React to episode 100. When ACRaceBest started to get all sentimental and shit, it made me start to think about how I entered the fandom. What was the season 3 finale? Magical Mystery Cure? Anyway I was complacent at first and found it hard to admit that I was a brony. I can’t like this colorful pony shit, I would think to myself, simultaneously watching an episode of the colorful pony shit.
Wow I couldn’t have been more of a hypocrite back then. During the shows off are time, it seems that the fandom grows stronger with more fanart, fanfictions, music, comics, etc. Sometimes I wonder what direction would have become without the influence of the brony community. Perhaps it would have become more monotonous like the triple-A games industry or Twitterdick’s reviews. Personally, I think it would have become less mature, and followed in the footsteps of Dora the Explorer or something of the sort.
And I found the last episode before the mid-season hiatus quite fulfilling. I missed Luna, she’s my favorite princess, and I wanted another HER episode. I believe the last and only one was Luna eclipsed. I find it interesting that Luna helped so many ponies, yet she couldn’t quite forgive herself for the pain she had caused. The only pain she caused me is the ache and want I fell to cuddle with the princess of the night, and grope at her moon-emblazoned flank as we slowly start to makeout–sorry, I got off track.
That particular episode had so much angst it makes Dishonored and Shadow of Mordor eat their hearts out!
As I pass collectively over the Andromeda Galaxy on the entertainment spectrum. I look down at the clever, little world Hasbro created and I pray to the heavens, on both my fucking knees, that they do not cock it up. I’d imagine the all-powerful fausticorn would promptly bitch-slap Celestia if she cocked up, and demand that she go back and fix it. But nonetheless, I have faith in Meghan Mccarthy.
Another thing that I have noticed is that the fandom doesn’t seem to like M.A. Larson all that much. Why is that?

“What the fuck is this?” Saiyan of Fabulous is probably asking himself right about now. “I read the reviews for Lyra and TheMysticBrony and they didn’t get all this shit. What the fuck Sinclare?”

Shut up and quit your bitching! This is ⅔ blog post, ⅓ review. And this is getting ejaculated onto your review, because it’s what’s passing from my bleeding fingers!

Ugh… the nerve of someponies… or saiyans.

You know, now that I think about it I’ve never explored the Discord ships. Twilicord, Raricord, Fluttercord, Piecord, Applecord, Dashcord… Spicord, and other various tangled cords that lay strewn about the room, that I never would have touched unless the subject came up. Well now that I’m here, I might as well lube up my fingers, and prod the story’s anus to “examine” it’s prostate.
Drive You Insane is an incomplete Raricord Story during which shit goes down! Twilight ends up with Discord, and Rarity hangs herself while Twilight is watching (I think). And that’s just the first chapter motherfuckers! As if you haven’t already noticed I’m really excited to a certain extent, and I hope Saiyan of Fabulous does not disappoint me. Now I have to wait on him to finish the damn story!
What I like about this story is that it's strong in many places. Wording, spelling, minimal grammar and punctuation problems, but thats just some stuff that we can over look, because everything else makes up for that. The plot and pacing is superb. Though I kind of wish he didn't pull a Dark Souls on me and drop me into the midst of all this chaos whilst sitting in the corner expecting me to give a shit.
As of right now, I’m not sure which camp this story is pitching its tent in. Let’s make another different (but essentially the same) Cupcakes type story and carry our grimdark likes home in a freight train, or let’s boldly try something new and expand the grim dark genre to something other than mindless gore and senseless killing. If it’s just grimdark bringing more grimdark than it’s still welcome, if not as revolutionary (sarcasm). And I may as well climb aboard the grimdark train as it rattles and groans along the tracks of endless woe, and maybe I’ll find another grimdark that is as good as the Silent Ponyville series. But thats just wishful thinking on my part.
So far I give this story a 7.5 out of 10.

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Comments ( 2 )
Comment posted by LyraAlluse deleted Jul 24th, 2015

Good review. I liked reading it.

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