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Jul
21st
2015
I'm scared D: · 6:11pm Jul 21st, 2015
Most of you are probably familiar with Jehovah's witness right? They knock on your door and hand you some pamphlets. Nothing much
I wish that's all they did.
For a while the ones visiting me have been exclusively Asian, which is the same ethnicity as me. Now they even narrowed it down to which part of Asia. 
If that wasn't creepy enough the ones that visited me just visited me knew my name and age. My name and age
What the hell? There's a fine line between friendly and creepy, and they just crossed it 
Help meeeee... 
Well I'm Asain XD
wow...
thats just... wrong.
They're demons! Kill it with fire! Lots of fire...
Just tell them you fight for your country and you are damned proud to do so, they will fade
3257976 They'll probably know what I'm doing before I even get to touch the flamethrower
3257991 When they get to the door, just say that you're not home. Works every time.
3257961 brother!
3257997
3257979 I'll keep that in mind the next time they come around
3257962 I know! How do they even know this stuff!
3258005 God.
3257996 Genius!
3258007 But I'm Christian! And they know that!
3258015 i domt know what to tell you.
if you keep showing up at my door asking me to convert, I dont care if your religion is the treehugger foundation, in going to be rude. slam the door on them, tell them not to come back. no matter how good their intentions are, pestering is rude,
3258022 I'm too nice to do that...
3258047 *shrug*
im an athiest who is annoyed by self righteous christian types.
no matter how nice I am, i can only take so much.
(no offense to christians, most of yall are alright, just some of yall are a little too high on your ponies.)
3258054 Eh, you're not wrong, I know a few myself. (*coughcough Anglicans down the street)
but me being nice has nothing to do with my religion, just the way I was raised.
RUN! HIDE! or ya' know, put a trip mine down....no biggie
YOU ASIAN? OBLIGATORY ASIAN JOKES INBOUND. CHINKITY CHANG CHONG IN THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY. KARMAMARK LOVE YOU LONG TIME. ALMOND EYES. AVIAN FLU.
3407861 I'm also Canadian. Does that alleviate some of the gook jokes onto eskimo?
3407889
Partially. But you still bear the brunt.
3407942 I'm telling daddy Kim Jong on you
3407986
I'm just going to push him to the ground and fart on him. I'm the biggest bully at this playground, girly.
3408061 If my boner is any indication I'm very male and testosterone filled
3408073
I was led to believe you were female this entire time. I'm just going to pretend you still are.
3408121 Aw did I kill your boner?
3408127
No. You cannot stop what has started. You're female now. You have no choice.
3408149 <subtle women's rights joke>
3408157
This train at the Penetration Station has no brakes. Sheer inertia shall carry it to glory.
3408175 Good thing Bill Nye taught me what that is!
3408184
If you learned science from Bill Nye, then you're basically good for nothing but being a fuck-bucket. So assume the posish. Ya' dig?
3408194 That is something I didn't learn from Bill Nye
3408201
SCIENCE CAN'T SAVE YOU NOW, FRIENDO.
3408216 But superman can!
i.imgur.com/3ib4zX4.jpg
Fahk
3408229
SUPERMAN A BITCH, YO.
3408236 That he is. He has an entire fortress made of meth and he won't share
3408245
THAT MOTHERFUCKER. I'LL TELL MY MOM ON HIM.
3408311 your mom sounds like a very strong lady
3408341
SHE IS. ISN'T THAT RIGHT, MOM?
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SHE SAYS "HI."
3409652 ... I know I'm going to regret asking but whatever happened to dad?
3410796
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Good ole' Dad. He lived as he died. Getting shitfaced drunk and jumping into wood chippers.
3411114 Wood chippers, that's plural. He jumped into multiple? Dang Bear Grylls could take ques from him instead of drinking recycled lemonade
3411290
It's sterile, and he likes the taste.
3413062 Tastes like whatever he drank last but more acidic
3413317
All he drinks is piss. So he drank double-piss.
3420453 guess he's a double-or-nothing kind of guy. Now I just hope thats as far as he goes...
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OI. DRINK IT, BRUV.
3422519 Just one second mate I just gotta...
TAXI!
3422585
Girl, don't lie. You want me to get you pregnant. SCIENCE.
3427690 Actually Im perfectly good with my Prego pasta sauce