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Skeeter The Lurker


All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.

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  • 7 weeks
    Thank you (again)

    Gonna be honest, $2185 is far more than I expected to get from that GoFundMe.

    And frankly, typing out the words "thank you" feels just way too... Simple? Condescending... ish? Just plain not enough?

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    13 comments · 231 views
  • 7 weeks
    GoFundMe

    I'll just lay it all out.

    I do not have a car.

    I cannot get to and from work.

    I am more or less broke due to low paying job and so many bills.

    Due to credit issues, I do not qualify for any emergency loans.

    My car was uninsured due to the company I had deciding not to tell me there was an issue with payment and just... cancelled it. Cause why not at this point.

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    9 comments · 870 views
  • 7 weeks
    I can't win

    Got in an accident.

    Car's completely fucked.

    I'm fine, I think. Hospital right now. But I seem ok by EMS standards.

    Woulda been better if I had bit it, frankly. Cause now not only am I broke, I now have no car.

    ...I just want it to end. Please?

    I can't take much more. I can't.

    7 comments · 189 views
  • 15 weeks
    2024, about as good as 2023. Which was sh!t.

    Screw 2023.

    Miserable year for me.

    Started with an asshole walmart employee getting me fired, to me being exhausted with two jobs, which didn't last so back to one job, to me barely being able to get by on my meager paychecks.

    And on top of that, my severe eczema was persistent and I was unable to find a solution because... No money and so on.

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    20 comments · 1,095 views
  • 113 weeks
    Spare a dime for your Lurker

    Hello Legion, it's been awhile, hasn't it?

    I've never been good at this kinda thing, and while I could go on about my antics as of late, I won't and will just come out and say it.

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    19 comments · 1,928 views
Jul
18th
2015

Annnnnnnd... CALLED. · 5:29pm Jul 18th, 2015

Alrighty then! Time has been called on writing!

Naturally, anyone who wished to enter has missed the window for it. Maybe next time, right?

But now... Now we begin the judging!

Do feel free to read on after the break, or click right here to see/read the entries yourself.


Judging will now take place for the next two weeks by the following judges:

Skeeter The Lurker
RainbowBob
Eldorado
FloydienSlip
Garnot
Pearple Prose
SpaceCommie

The winning entry will be announced on the 31st of July.


Best of luck to all who enter, and for the rest... Feel free to read and discuss and place bets on the entries here or (preferrably) on the stories!

~Skeeter The Lurker

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Comments ( 19 )

Nice turnout, there's some stiff competition here. :ajsmug:

Good luck to everyone!

Oh wow, there's some actual competition going on. Best of luck to everyone!

Best of luck to all you lazy bums other participants! :twilightsmile:

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Oh, right! I forgot to mention!

The prize might change depending on the winner. Seems a few are going to BronyCon this year, same as me. If that's the case, I'll get them, if they so choose, $50 in vendor merch instead of the gift card.

The commissioned art will stay the same, though.

~Skeeter The Lurker

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What is your limit on the art commission anyway?

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Depends on who they pick. I'll look over the price list and work it out from there.

Probably not more than $50, though.

~Skeeter The Lurker

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Alright. Anyway it's time to let the judging begin I suppose. Here's suitable music for this competition.

What the heck? These actually look interesting. A contest with actual competition. How extraordinary.

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Author Interviewer

Only seven stories? O.o Hell yeah I'll read 'em all.

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...Does this me we'll get to enjoy a review blog from you on these entries?

~Skeeter The Lurker

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Went from a cage match to a bar brawl.

Would have liked a royal rumble, but with the heavy hitters in this? I'm pleased with it.

~Skeeter The Lurker

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Yes! Probably later this week. :B

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Oh hell yes! Tell me when you get it up so I can direct my own legion to it.

~Skeeter The Lurker

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Considering one of those heavy hitters regular pounds me into the dust in the Writeoffs, I think my odds have dwindled a touch.

No matter! This contest may have started a new story set for me, and that's always worth it.

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Author Interviewer

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or just watch me, you butt :V

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I do, actually!

~Skeeter The Lurker

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Then keep an eye out, you butt. :V

Oh dear, I think I should be worried. 7 great authors, I wonder who'll win?

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