Love Hurts · 8:26pm Jul 13th, 2015
As I stared into his eyes and he looked back at me. We locked eyes for what felt like an eternity, before he finally spoke to me.
"Meow"
As Bob Sempai spoke to me confessing his love, he couldn't form the words. However I knew what he meant.
"Dave chan, I have and always will love you. You are the only one for me. Meow." Is clearly what his heart said to me!
I wrapped him in my loving embrace as he told me of his love!
"Purr, Purr."
Have such words of love ever been heard of before?
But then tragedy.
With that, Bob sempai abandoned me for the can opener had confessed his love for Bob like a lonely Yandere!
I was left alone and heart broken, goodbye my love.
Author's note
-Love hurts.
damn you can opener
Liek if u cri everytim.
Time to ship Dave-chan and can opener
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3235088 Everything was going well until bag of dry food came back
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3235104 Damn you convenient power outage! Why did you have to kill can opener
Dave we both know Bob would just scratch you if you tried holding him. And all you have to do is shake a bag of ships and he's yours.