A single fic review, July 12th

The Shortest Shipfic Ever: Or, Why Admiral Biscuit Shouldn’t Write Shipfics by Admiral Biscuit
Genre: Flashfiction
A little while ago, I wrote a facetious fifteen-word breakup fic. Admiral Biscuit has seen fit to outdo me. THE DIE HAS BEEN CAST. THERE WILL BE NO SURVIVORS.
There Is Literally No Reason Not to Read This, It's Three Words Long

Comments

[Inquisitor M]

You are all very strange people.

That probably explains why I'm here.

[Admiral Biscuit]

Best review ever.

[Jarimor]

mmmmmm......*assumes Derik voice*
both could use an editor, i mean look at the lack of used space in the composition.

[schpeelah]

Meaning this review is almost 20 times longer than the fic itself.

[Professor Plum]

I like how the title is almost four times as long as the story itself.

[Admiral Biscuit]

3231253
That wasn't an accident.

[Professor Plum]

3231393
Honestly, I'm tempted to suggest the title should be changed to reflect the brevity of the story. Although, to properly represent the length, one would have to name it something like "Ship".

[Admiral Biscuit]

3231400
No, I thought the real humor is that it takes longer to read the title than the story.

[Trick Question]

"then sex happened"

[Admiral Biscuit]

3232286
"Nnnnope."

[Trick Question]

3233393
I'm sorry sir but that is only one word. You have been disqualified; however we do have some lovely parting gifts which you won't really get if you've never read The Enigma of Amigara Fault.

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