It has been brought to my attention... · 12:31pm Jul 12th, 2015
It has been brought to my attention that my occasionally flirty behaviour on this site may have been misinterpreted by some.
I wouldn't quite characterise my behaviour as role-playing, but rather an exaggerated version of myself. I will happily and usually quite openly flirt with pretty much anybody I encounter on this site, regardless of their age, gender, martial status, or sexual preferences. There is pretty much only one way to stop me, and that is by telling me to cut it out. Anyone who does will see a different (arguably less interesting) me.
To date, nobody has requested this. Why? Maybe because deep inside most of us actually quite like to feel attractive, even if they know it's just some weird guy from that pony site. But, consider this blog post to be an open invitation for "cut it out"... If I have been overly friendly with you in the past, and it's made you uncomfortable, then please let me know in the comments below and I shall endeavour to behave myself around you.
But the major point I wanted to make is that no matter how I might act, it doesn't mean I actually want to have sex with you in real life. I'm a married man and however it may seem, I do take my marriage seriously.
Thank you for reading. I appreciate you giving me the opportunity to clarify things.
Now go and read some stories, gorgeous. 
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Naan bread
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You're one of very few people that I've had significant interactions with but not really flirted with (not that I can remember anyway). Don't take it as an insult though - I'm sure you can guess why.
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Or me!
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That's probably because we haven't talked much, dear. Give it time.
I think you're just funny, it's all very obviously jokes!
It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits. Glad to see you're giving us the 'cut it out' option. Me personally, I haven't seen that side of you (yet) since we've only recently met. Though I would like to get to know you better.
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I'd go with mostly rather than all. I still remember my bitter disappointment when you said you hadn't really understood what "flashing" meant.
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Did our mutual friend tell you I've actually watched some Steven Universe now?
3231042 No. What do you think of it?
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I enjoyed it and will probably keep watching (I'm about 8 episodes in now), but I don't think it's anywhere near as good as MLP. Maybe it will grow on me.
3231056 Mayb it will grow on you, maybe it won't. I guess only time will tell.
And if you're one for looking into characters and their emotions, then you'll love Pearl. That Gem may seem the simple smart, uppity type on the outside, but on the inside it's a whole new ballgame...
And feel free to join the Steven Universe Group. We discuss elements, themes and general good stuff from each episode and post stuff relating to the show. Though it's usually me and my friend Tacitus that go in deep when discussing the show.
You'll be welcomed with open arms! I should know, I'm one of the Admins. 
So yeah, watch out for the episode Rose's Scabbard and welcome to the show!
3231458 Thanks. I needed that right about now.
It's okay. We all love you.
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Meh. We haven't even talked much, but I am no stranger to this anyway. I have a friend on steam who does this a lot too. S'alriiiiight.